BREAKING: Dallas Baptist University has picked up former Arkansas head coach Chad Morris as the new head coach of Patriots football. #ChampionsforChrist
Couldn’t be accurate... DBU isn’t on list.
Early Top 25 (@SBNation):
1 Alabama
2 Georgia
3 Clemson
4 LSU
5 Oklahoma
6 Florida
7 Ohio St
8 Auburn
9 Michigan
10 Miss St
11 Wisconsin
12 ND
13 TAMU
14 PSU
15 Wash
16 Missouri
17 Utah
18 South Carolina
19 Miami
20 Oregon
21 Tennessee
22 Okla St
23 Mich St
24 Boise St
25 Iowa
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No one:
DBU girl’s laptop:
✨𝔦𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭 𝔰𝔬 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔦✨
🌵🌵
✧ ✧ 🐶
✝️✝️
🅒🅞🅕🅕🅔🅔 + 🅙🅔🅢🅤🅢 🌻☕️
*minor issue occurs*
DBU students:
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0:01 -8:55
Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)
— Hillsong United
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Ladies, if he:
-pretends he’s located in Dallas
-looks affordable
-has pretty buildings
-seems normal (ish)
-talks a lot about marriage
He’s not your man. He’s Dallas Baptist University.
*starts dating someone*
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me:
Proposes two months later
dude: hey i’m driving my car up the hill
freshman girl: nitter.cf/Chicks/status/10609520…
An extra hour to make curfew 😈 #DaylightSavings #Champions4Christ
freshmen when they walk into red river for the first time nitter.cf/OldRowOutdoors/status/…
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When you pull up at DBU at 12:00 and security asks you for your social security number, insurance, last three addresses, and dogs preferred food type







