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DARTH TEXAS

@DBillescas

🎶LONG LIVE LONGNECKS & LONGHORN STEER🎶

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Joined September 2014
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Here’s The Truth about the state of Longhorns & Aggy: Longhorns = Blueblood Aggy = Blueballs 🥶🥶 ______________________ Why Blueballs? Because they never quite get that Euphoric Finish
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Watching one of my favorite movies.
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@TheDailyShowNov 10
Trump can’t remember which of his sons runs World Liberty Financial: lanky, chinless, or new guy? @jonstewart
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Mia Anderson
@Mia_Anderson8Nov 8
Jimmy Kimmel was literally speechless after this..😍😍
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Amber’s From ATX?i did not know that facebook.com/share/v/1Dng4nm…
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“Stormtroopers? Oh My!” Texas Longhorns are so good in their Stormtroopers White
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Sel Gomez should’ve been a Gen X baby. She’s a throwback
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So, if Trump is on the mug, it’s probably a Yuge Lie! The person buying this crap for mom is really saying that she is a shitty mom.
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@SCREAMINGFREEDNov 4
Mom deserves a mug as great as she is. 😂 The You're A Great Mom two-tone Trump mug. Funny mug. Great gift.

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Kyle Umlang
@kyleumlangNov 4
Elon Musk spent $474 Million and Texas still turned blue and he spent $44 Billion and everyone still calls it Twitter
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Billy@TxBornSoonerNov 4
Remember thr Alamo...Where men died to Free Texas from Mexican rule because they wanted to keep Slavery. Fuck them Fuck you & Fuck every teacher that leaves that part out.
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Gina Hinojosa
@GinaHinojosaTXNov 4
Tonight, I make a solemn promise to every single Texan. Whether you voted for me or Governor Abbott, or felt so betrayed by a broken politics that you did not vote at all. Hear what Texas said today, loud and clear: Your government belongs to you. And as your governor, I will never forget it. There will be no special set of rules for the wealthy and powerful. No looking the other way when someone in my own party does wrong. The trust you have placed in me tonight is not a blank check. It is a sacred responsibility. And I intend to earn it every single day.
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Roll Him Out!! Roll Out - Ludacris youtu.be/3ArhZPYplFk?is=dWyi… via @YouTube
Roll Out - Ludacris

Roll Out - Ludacris

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James Talarico
@jamestalaricoNov 4
Texas forever.
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Way To Go, Buddy! We all knew you were going places. Congratulations on going to Washington DC House Bobby Pulido - Desvelado youtu.be/-6_HDXEhNO0?is=btes… via @YouTube
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Music video by Bobby Pulido performing Desvelado.© 1995 UMG Recordi...

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Don’t it make your Red State Blue! Crystal Gayle Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue 1977 HQ youtu.be/udEZ_JjNz4E?is=X89O… via @YouTube
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