can't be racking my brain for this... Believe whatever you see but please be pragmatic.

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Cuando entras a un kiosco y queres probar el delay de la cámara de seguridad
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coochie is the first 3D printer
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Vladimir Putin couldn't deliver a speech at the UN General Assembly due to ICC arrest warrant, but Benjamin Netanyahu can deliver his speech at the UN even with ICC arrest warrant! How much Zionist lobby have control over the UN and US. This world has completely lost its meaning
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Qué hijueputa mierda esta esclavitud de tener que estar pensando todo el tiempo cómo carajos hacer plata. Qué vida de mierda, qué puto sistema de mierda.
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Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe
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Niggas wanna be providers to the same women they're competing for jobs with. It's 2026 man.
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Imagine yawning closing your eyes and the second you open them, the electricity is gone. I thought I was dead for a second!😭
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Person just try assassinate me now, him bill me 150k bro. One hundred and fifty Tinubu K !!!
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See content😂😂😂
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who i think say i be wey i go lock money till december sef???? godddd
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これ使いたいけど使いどころが無さすぎる
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When I'm in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if I want to see my newborn son
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me when i review contracts worth millions & not billions
Working in finance is funny because I called someone’s 50m small money just this evening. Mind you, I don’t have 100k to my name.
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Teacher won't believe this💔
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Mfker, that's called a browser.
they should make a "super app" where you can visit any website you want
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"Twitter videos"
Twitter videos dey chop data mehnnn
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see this clown😭😭😭👍
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Muscle memory made her smell her hand after doing this😭😭
I can’t imagine myself dating a boring girlfriend😂😂
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Meanwhile per WikiLeaks majority of the destablisation in Nigeria was Nigerian politicians volunteering information to show how much influence they had and doing favours for the US in exchange for small things like referral to university for their children or green cards
I asked this guy about how CIA operates and he told me to watch “Homeland”. That’s how I know many of you guys are foolish. A top secret intelligence agency will publicize their methods on TV for you.
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God please don't make this one of those "this was just 2026 btw" posts🙏🏾
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