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I know nothing about football. Life is too short for mediocre QBs. Talking about whatever I want at this point. ✝️🏳️‍🌈

Bonita Springs, FL
Joined June 2013
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Turns out Sean McDermott’s best trait as a Bills coach was protecting everyone from Terry Pegula. A true defensive genius.
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This is gonna be a 7-6 game
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Tage coming ALIVE tonight holy shit
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The problem with Bryce Young is that despite the fact that he is playing the best he has in his career, you can still see the limitations, and they’re likely too great for a team to commit a lot of money to. Tonight he has a makeshift OL, but you see it in others as well.
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Nothing like watching your trenches fall apart on Thursday night, and then you have to sit around and wait for the DRONE DELAY to be lifted. Once they get that figured out, Novak will throw another 12 flags in the last 15 minutes. Bad product tonight.
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Crazy how often this is relevant!
It’s actually crazy how good Matthew Golden would be if he could just catch the ball.
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It’s really amazing how consistent Chuba Hubbard is. Genuinely one of my favorite players morning the Bills or Eagles.
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It’s actually crazy how good Matthew Golden would be if he could just catch the ball.
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I think I’m one of many people who was quite fond of the initial premise, but bailed when Kevin James types started showing up with their AirPods to promote Paul Blart VII: Still Blartin’.
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I guess Poles was reallllllly mad that he didn’t get Buckner lol
Full trade terms, per sources: 🏈Bears receive: Jeffrey Simmons and a 2028 5th-round pick 🏈Titans receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks, and a 2027 fourth-round pick.
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Hooooooooly shit
Full trade terms, per sources: 🏈Bears receive: Jeffrey Simmons and a 2028 5th-round pick 🏈Titans receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks, and a 2027 fourth-round pick.
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The Bills won the coin toss against NE and elected to receive. They went 3 and out. Then NE answered with a TD. Then NE scored a TD on the opening drive of the 2nd half. The Bills lost by 3 points. It's funny that some fans are bothered by this critique.
Self inflicted Joe Brady wound on this chart
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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
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It's crazy people are hating on Joe Davis for a tribute to Bob Uecker and a nod to Joe Buck It's the utmost form of respect in broadcasting
"We'll see you later tonight!" 15 years to the day after David Freese's walk-off while facing elimination, Ben Williamson delivers one of his own!
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it's never "I must live in the desert and consume only honey and locusts" or "I must go to the caves and never speak to another human being again"
Men every time they depart from Christianity: "Hey so my new god says he NEEDS me to have multiple wives"
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Nick can’t even let the man finish his point before he jumps in with “well it never happens” because he can’t bear to hear the truth. Your guy isn’t as special as you’re making him out to be. He’s great. He’s not greater than Allen. He just had the best situation of them all.
Replying to @DannyParkins
@DannyParkins: “It was a really tough spot for Mahomes so I wanna dig a little deeper into how it went.” @getnickwright: “That’s literally not what he did. You’re trying to do some funny stupid Justin Herbert or something ridiculous.” D: “You nailed it! It’s Justin Herbert!" 😭
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I’d like one Cam Bynum please
Sources: The #Colts are also actively shopping DT DeForest Buckner. I expect him to be moved soon if the right offer comes in.
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If I were to venture a guess, I would imagine Chicago. Feels like a quintessentially Ryan Poles type of move.
Sources: The #Colts are also actively shopping DT DeForest Buckner. I expect him to be moved soon if the right offer comes in.
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Could also see Jerruh wanting to make this to pair with Quinnen Williams.
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