It’s time to start fighting back against seagulls
2 hours ago
Emergency personnel are responding to Atlantic City beach for a seagull that flew into someone’s eye. The beak went through their eye, and their eye is being held near the socket by lifeguards. Eye is reported out of the skull.
Landing zone is being setup. Flying patient to trauma center near Wills Eye Institute.
No further information at this time.
God dammit I’m gonna buy some Hunter Biden artwork, aren’t I?
Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.
Seeing a lot of Sopranos clips on the timeline lately. Can’t get enough of Pauly pointing with his pinky up like this. I’m stealing this move.
My reply shitting on Kevin Hart is putting up some numbers.
Pretty sure I’m an influencer now. When does the money start rolling in?
You guys doing anything about ads like these? The play button sits on top of the text and doesn’t do anything. @elonmusk @nikitabier
