Kelly 𓅪 🇪🇺 💙🤍💚💛

Since I’m currently feeling very smiley & incredibly nostalgic, I’m going to bore you all once again with my epic (I think it’s epic anyway) #Frasier story aka the moment my soul left my body: 1/

Overheard at Disney: “Trump’s presidency is now as limp as his tiny dick.” I nearly spat my pop out my mouth! I wanted to give that woman a hug but then I remembered I’m English.

Of course I haven’t spent $300 on blind boxes from the Drop Shop! That would be crazy!

The Pop Century bus stop at Downtown Paradise Springy Marketplace Island Disney is a joke! I’ve nearly walked back to the fucking hotel!

It still wouldn’t surprise me if this story is mot actually about David Walliams and his complete downfall is still to come.

Oh! It’s Hegseth’s fault! That was quick!

Is it just me or is the sky looking even bluer than usual today? :) When you fuck up so badly that TEXAS turns blue! Holy shit! I can’t wait to find out who’s fault it is!

Even though I turned my iPad off this morning before I locked it in the room safe, I still got a hysterical “You’ve forgotten your iPad!!!!” message on both my watch and phone. Calm it down with the hysterical reaction Apple!

When you’re approaching the Link Chamber and you look at all the strangers before coming over all Tommy Shelby: “No fighting! No fucking fighting! No fighting! No fucking fighting!” #FlightOfPassage

Yes I have a Lightning Lane for 10:30 but I’m not passing up a 30 minute Flight of Passage standby line!

Guardians fucking down! Just as I was about to get on!

Be right back, I’m just going off to save the galaxy

I’ve just been in a cab where the driver was lapping up everything the orange turd said on the radio. I nearly got kicked out on I 4 for laughing. Speaking of I 4, I swear they’ve been working on the same bit of road since 1988.

I was doing so well, eating my dinner in the Leaky Cauldron and then I remembered how much she loved this place