Welcome to the unofficial Town of DISH, Texas police department page (NOTE THIS IS A PARODY) Serving DISH since 2000. operated by @sb018_xitter
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Welcome to the Town of DISH, Texas, we are here to serve you, and yes, we are named after a satelite tv company, it is true look it up, if you have an emergency, you know who to call.
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for anyone who isn't aware yet, trump is visiting the philippines on november 16 for the possible signing of the pax silica agreement. the communities severely affected by this are continuously showing resistance, as this will only do more harm than good for us filipinos and our homeland.
stay informed and use your voice. research and take a stand.
LUPA SA MAGSASAKA, HINDI SA PAX SILICA ‼️‼️‼️
#TrumpOut
#RejectPaxSilica
#TutulanAngLEC
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(🧵) my girlfriend, melony is 21 years old and from turkey. she’s been dealing with an abusive household for most of her life. she recently got outed as LGBTQ+, tried to run away, was deceived into briefly returning home for a talk, only to have her belongings taken away—
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‼️PLEASE RT THIS‼️
I'm trying to get money together to afford my meds. There's still one that's not covered by my insurance, and this one has been denied with appeal.
I need to get this together by MONDAY, so I only have a few days.
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Saying “I hate Jewish people” is antisemitism
Saying “I hate Israel for committing genocide” is NOT antisemitism.
Hope this helps.
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Brazil President Lula da Silva:
“What Israel is doing in Gaza is like what Hitler did to the Jews.”
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Transgender kids will always exist. They’ve also always existed.
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Transgender people are not pedophiles.
Transgender people are not groomers.
Transgender people are not predators.
Transgender people are not terrorists.
Transgender people are not mentally ill.
Transgender people are not a trend.
Transgender people are not a political ideology.
Transgender people are not a social contagion.
Transgender people are not...
Transgender people are musicians, lawyers, scientists, doctors, plumbers, mechanics, electricians, truck drivers, nurses, cooks, veterans, wives, husbands...
They are your sons, daughters, moms, dads, uncles, cousins, neighbors, and friends...
Transgender people are people just like you.
We have hopes, dreams, fears, doubts, and feelings. We just want to live our lives in peace, and be happy.
Just like you.
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To whom it may concern:
Bakeries in Gaza have shut their doors..
We are heading toward famine and a genuine catastrophe.
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on oublie pas ce que la France a fait et continue de faire subir à ces territoires : 🇩🇿🇧🇯🇧🇫🇰🇭🇨🇲🇨🇫🇹🇩🇰🇲🇨🇬🇨🇮🇬🇫🇵🇫🇬🇦🇬🇳🇭🇹🇱🇦🇲🇬🇲🇱🇲🇶🇲🇷🇾🇹🇲🇦🇳🇨🇳🇪🇷🇪🇸🇳🇸🇷🇹🇬🇹🇳🇻🇳
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I hope you canadaboos are aware of canadas history of genocide and colonization 🙂💚the last residential school was closed 1997. Nineteen ninety seven
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Hi everyone,
I've never done this before, but as of recent me and my family have found ourselves homeless, and we're looking to get back in shape. Any support would mean the world to us, please spread this if you can. Thank you.
gofund.me/92341719d
#gofundme #fundraiser
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Updates: I have 48 hours left.
I haven't even raised 1/3 of this yet.
I DESPERATELY need help.
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Rest in peace to all the people that lost their lives at Silver Rail Elementary, our country has failed you
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Indonesnia is currently facing a severe humanitarian crisis as persistant wildfires have been ongoing since august. Affecting more than 280 000 person including children with respiratory illnesses.
Please help raising awareness about this
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Please support Southern Italy. Our fascist government is currently trying to silence us and censor every report. We are fighting and we are striking against the high fuel prices that make impossible for our economy and people to survive. Spread and raise awareness please
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Like I said, just let him have this one. After the saga he had recently.
lowk II has been getting kinda boring imo, i do understand why many people like what II has become now though
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PLEASE REPOST. LIFE OR DEATH NEED‼️
I have to raise money to cover the rent here for the month of November, and I need to afford my other meds not covered by insurance.
My lupus has suddenly been more active lately which makes this CRUCIAL
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Y'all if any moots is in these 13 States + DC,
PLEASE start preparing in any way possible! Storing Water! Buying Canned Food! Buy Non Perishables! Get Solar Panel Charging Stations!!
We dont know how long this blackout could be or last.. please be safe!!
BREAKING 🚨 The Federal Government just declared a POWER GRID EMERGENCY across 13 states + D.C...
Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia... and Washington D.C.
The Department of Energy just issued an emergency order to PJM, the grid that powers 65 MILLION people... running Oct 13 through Oct 16.
Continued HOT temperatures are straining the grid... so power plants are now allowed to run PAST their pollution limits just to keep the lights on...
And as a LAST RESORT before rolling blackouts... PJM can force data centers and other big power users off the grid and onto their backup generators.
The grid could have as little as ~900 MW of cushion left...
This is NOT normal.
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The DOE order follows PJM's request for flexibility amid forecasted tight conditions from warm fall weather plus ~62,000 MW planned maintenance outages; PJM states its alerts require no customer action.
energy.gov/ceser/federal-…
insidelines.pjm.com/pjm-extends-ca…
energy.gov/ceser/2026-doe…