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seeing the world start to realize First Things First is the best show in the world is a beautiful thing
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"when you spoil a woman, she doesn't think you are special, she thinks she is special."
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
My gender!
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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In a moment of self-awareness, men ask themselves how much time and money they are expected to spend to "date" someone who was bumping lines off of ____ at frat parties. Incredibly depressing realization for them.
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You're not honest.
Why the need to attack virginity? Is it sleeping around that makes a perfect wife? "What matters is character" as if keeping virginity is not part of character.
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Abeg shut up.
It is nobody's fault you're no longer a virgin. Is it being a non-virgin that makes you a perfect wife?
You'll tell us what wrong virgins did to you and why their virginity threatens you.
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Based on what I see on this app. Nigerian dating culture is just prostitution. Boy meets girl. Boy says you’re cute I would like to take you out. Girl sends money request. Boy pays or says no because she’s too expensive. Girls there have no values or morals they are driven by 💰
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Anything you do for woman by 9am, before 6 reach for evening, she don forget am
You fit dey pay woman school fees for years, but the textbook billing you no chest na wetin go make am hate you
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And of course, all you have to do to deserve such a man is to just *exist* because posessing female parts apparently makes you special.
Bunch of awful, mediocre, self-immersed, boring people who have never been told that you actually need to work to get whatever it is you want.
