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As the @Exprodat @OfficialFPL admin for the last 8 seasons and 3 times winner of that little trophy, I'm chuffed to bits with this @chrisjepps. A fantastic leaving present - cheers 🍻@GaryLineker when's the presentation? #FF @EclFFTrophy
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🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🇺🇸 Was this the smartest con in Arctic history?
The Danes and Greenlanders know perfectly well that the Trump regime is staffed by high school dropouts and people who move their lips when they read, and they know that nobody in this failed administration has the faintest idea that a 1951 agreement exists.
So Copenhagen takes the old treaty out of the drawer, blows off the dust, changes the date to 2026 and adds a clause banning China and Russia, neither of whom was ever going to be invited anyway. Trump, who sincerely believes he is the sharpest mind in a movement where that is not a demanding title, promptly launches himself into orbit with a triumph he imagines will win him the midterms.
He demanded an island, was sold his own lease back with a fresh cover page, and could not be more thrilled.
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Replying to @Acyn
Trump is an economic imbecile!
He behaves like a Crime Family mobster blackmailing & extorting US Allies & keeps doubling down on a misguided tariffs trade war?!
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People keep saying Trump term II is the most corrupt administration ever, so I built a model to find out if it was true.
I took the UN's definition of corruption, turned it into eight criteria and 100 points, and scored the leaders history remembers for looting their countries: Marcos, Suharto, Mobutu, Abacha, Obiang, Putin.
Then I put every president since Eisenhower on the same scale, both parties, with every exoneration counted right alongside the convictions.
Nixon scored 41 and no other American President scored over a 25.
Trump's second term scored a 91, which ties him with Suharto and Mobutu and puts him above Marcos and Abacha.
So he is not only the most corrupt president in American history. At this pace he finishes his term level with the most corrupt rulers of the last hundred years.
PSA: don't come in my comments arguing about the results if you haven't read the full article, because ignorance is a choice.
Full article is up now on my Substack (link in bio) and it's free.
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Donald trump said Kamala Harris would raise gas prices by 25% so thank God you avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.
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My Lord.
@JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read.
Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon.
One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake.
Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds.
Really says it all.
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Can you explain to me why Bin Laden, who destroyed two buildings, was hunted by the CIA for years — but a war criminal who bombs cities in Europe every day is having a meeting with the Special Representative of President of the United States?
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39 years ago today, Knightmare's first dungeoneer set out on a quest. There was no turning back.
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'The Boy With The Arab Strap' turns 28 today!
The title was inspired by fellow Scots Arab Strap, who we had toured with. We spent months in the studio working to create one of our most collaborative records yet!
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Congratulations to Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and the entire South Park team on their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program!
This restarting the game quickly lasted for all of 1 weekend. Shambles tonight.
@PLMatchCentre #avlars #PremierLeague #AstonVillla #Arsenal
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🇺🇸Trump: "We want to have good relationships with Russia"
🇺🇸Reporter: "Russia is not our ally"
🇺🇸Trump: "They are, Putin is my friend"
🇺🇸Reporter: "What about Canada, they stood with us for decades"
🇺🇸Trump: "They are nasty people"
🇺🇸Reporter: "So now Russians are good and Canadians are nasty?"
🇺🇸Trump: "Yes, next question please"
🇵🇱 Polish PM Tusk was absolutely right that Trump is Moscow's asset
Pritzker: I have to worry about whether people can eat lettuce or blueberries off a grocery shelf because Trump is doing away with food inspections.
I have to track measles outbreaks because the president put a madman in charge of vaccine recommendations.
I have to monitor the movements of ICE agents because he handed guns to people who couldn’t pass a background check, frankly, to work in an animal shelter.
I have to find money that we don’t have to fight problems that didn’t exist before Donald Trump. It’s the reality of being a governor in America today. I’m not the only one.