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In the 1997 film “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” Austin, a sex obsessed ladies man, spends the entire film trying and failing to seduce his work partner. When she finally wants to fuck him, he declines because she is drunk.
How do you get beat by Austin Powers?
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If you told me 10 years ago that by 2026, a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?
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"calling pregnancy body horror is misogynistic" you are quite literally having your body ripped open. that's not a joke or a euphemism. nearly all births involve some amount of tearing. it's okay to admit that pregnancy + birth is daunting and horrifying.
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I remember my maga mother getting mad when this scene came on because
“they’re making fun of Trump with the red blonde pony. turn it off.”
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i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.
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I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.
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Bc nobody wants to deal with people when they’re depressed. People will get sick of you, and quickly, and before you know it you’re losing people bc you’re ’negative’ and ‘draining’. Best kept to yourself if you can keep yourself safe.
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TRAGIC: that person you can't stand for absolutely no reason at all becomes core member in friend group
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Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.
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I definitely don’t think people talk enough about just how MEAN depression makes you. When everything feels pointless and stupid and awful and overwhelming, when you’re prepared to expect the worst from people, you hate everyone and everything so much
