Bass Monster

Daughter asks if she can put her programme on the telly. She did. Now she's left the room while it's playing.

Gold! 😂😂😂😂 #thechase

Anyway, I reckon 15 and caught. #thechase

I am so glad that Jane got through. She's a little ray of sunshine. #thechase

I reckon she'll get 7 #thechase

She did well, I'm surprised! 😂👍 #thechase

That Albie irritates me. He regularly interrupts Marina, but when she does the same, he tells her to let him finish. Practice what you preach. #JeremyVine

Playing a festival. Five bands on the bill. We dropped our setlist into the group chat three weeks ago to ensure no duplication. Two other bands did the same. Second band just finished with our encore cover. 🙄

At #ComicCon at the Excel. Been in the queue for Alien Earth for an hour! Near the front. Some official lady said they need to "reset the tour" and put a group of six people in front of me.

He's got the horn #comedinewithme

Fair play on the overpayment. That's great behaviour. #fourinabed

How much??? That's a hell of an underpayment but they're charging way too much for that! #fourinabed

Beyond grubby... crusty residue! #fourinabed

"Not used to this length of time in the kitchen" Going by how utterly minging it is, we can tell. #comedinewithme

state of that microwave! Yak! #comedinewithme

was waiting for one of those nails to come off there. #comedinewithme

He needs to say Barista Coffee a few more times... #fourinabed

Dunno about all that green stuff on the top. Green is not a breakfast colour. #fourinabed

Yeah I'll have that whole brekky in the yorkie pud. #fourinabed

Feels like years since I last tweeted about this. Is it still as much fun as it used to be? #fourinabed