I'm American and l'm sick of people saying
"America is the stupidest country in the world."
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world
Told my sister a secret and said, "Don't tell Mom".
She told Mom, then told her not to tell me.
Now Mom called me and told me she knows, but not to tell my sister.
So now we all know, but nobody can admit it.
I took my eight-year-old girl to the office with me on Bring Your Child to Work Day.
As we walked around the office, she starting crying, so I asked her what was wrong.
As my colleagues gathered round, she sobbed: "But Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
Brain at 3AM: I can see you're trying to sleep, so I would like to offer you a selection of every memory, unresolved issue, mistake, or thing you should have said or done today or in the past 40-years!
