Arturo retweeted
Israel is that broke boyfriend who borrows your car while you’re at work and then refuses to let you drive it once you’re off. And then hits parked cars and pedestrians with your car because they were “in the way” and leaves you to cover the cost of getting it fixed.
Arturo retweeted
My momma passed her food truck inspection today. Ima be the most unhinged cashier all the girls gays and theys getting a discount from me













