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"This game is boring "as" fuck. The graphics are ugly "as" shit. The music is "like" having your ear holes fucked repeatedly by a flaming demon dildo. You see, I just shared three similes with you."
Episode 155: Lightspan Adventures
"Bruce Lee's relative is so powerful, he's the equivalent of a thousand nukes! He's gonna murder the entire population of China by snapping people's necks!"
Episode 134: Hong Kong 97
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"The Genesis version was bad, but this one fucks you harder than life itself! It's like mixing shit with turds! It's the most heinously anus thing ever conceived by humankind! It's a curse to the soul, and it must suffer the tortures of the damned!"
Episode 105: Dark Castle
“Milon's Secret Castle! More like Milon's SHITTY ASSHOLE! Looks like it could've been a good game, but instead, they were just fuckin' jerkin' off!”
Episode 64: Milon's Secret Castle
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"See, LJN was like a cat, and the NES library was its litter box. When the litter box gets too shitty... the cat shits somewhere else."
Episode 135: Darkwing Duck
"All it does is get me stuck like a fly-on-fly paper. And please explain this to me, why does he need to climb a ladder when he can climb the walls? Makes the ladder seem a little rather superfluous, don't you think?"
Episode 227: Werewolf the Last Warrior
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"Well, I got some dookie Doom for YOU, fuckface! I'm gonna launch it out my ass through this sumbitch!"
Episode 205: DOOM
"Did... I... beat... Bubble... Bobble?"
Episode 223: Beating Bubble Bobble
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"So, does that mean the other character is always there, following along, but staying far enough behind so that he can hide in the unseen negative space outside the boundaries of your TV screen?"
Episode 129: Lethal Weapon
"What? You never went on a murder spree, rampaging and taking the lives of all you see just to impress a sweetie?"
Episode 170: Life of Black Tiger
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"I'll accept that it's some weird devil with a scorpion stinger that doesn't exist in any other Street Fighter game, but are they really calling it Target? Maybe it's "Tar-jay"."
Episode 85: Street Fighter 2010
"The only thing worse than an impossibly bad game is not even being able to kill yourself."
Episode 51: Superman 64
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"What are ya, raisin' a barn? Shut the fuckin' door!"
Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Nostalgia Critic
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“There's a variety of special moves which are kinda cool. Michael can spin, throw his hat, grab his...crotch? Why? Why would they put that in a game? How could they put that in a game?!”
Episode 63: Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
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"Oh, you don't like that music? You don't crank that up in your FUCKIN' CAR?!"
Episode 233: Beating Bubble Bobble
"C'mon, I thought toons liked to get beat up."
"We do, doc. But you know what we don't like? Getting shit on the FUCKIN' FACE!"
Episode 75: Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle
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"Like, imagine if in high school, you fail outta Senior year. What happens, you do Senior year again, right? You don't have to go back and do Freshman year again!"
Episode 58: Frankenstein
