Tried to fart and shit my pants

Jason Robertson Miro Heiskanen Thomas Harley Mikko Rantenen Jamie Benn Wyatt Johnston Dallas Stars Hockey Club

San Jose Sharks fans have already began lining up outside of American Airlines Center

Cowboys win and fox changes to a Jalen Hurts fumble and pick immediately

Cavan Sullivan first USMNT goal comes against Mexico OUUUUUUU

Dallas Stars trying to score a goal

THE DALLAS STARS SCORED THEIR FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON… gives up a goal immediately after

Billy, this is Jake Oettinger. He was a first round pick and one of the top goalie prospects in his draft class. He’s an athletic freak with elite size, quickness, and can steal games with highlight reel saves. The only problem is that he’s a fucking retard.

I’m going full blown Casey Desmith stan account. Jake Oettinger is a fucking embarrassment to this organization. #DeBoerWasRight

Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd