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Dan

@DanTheGrassIs

scared of birds

Joined May 2013
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Replying to @jetskitosway2
"AGI" stands for "Alexander Guy Intelligence"
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they should do the blackhawk helicopter thing at dylan mulveny's house just to even things out
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My friend is one of the most famous mathematicians in the southeastern US and he just informed me there is likely a forgotten number between 4 and 5
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Glimbo Schnordelle photographed by Mudkip Solberg for The Gunch
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdates25 Feb 2025
Fred Hechinger photographed by Magnus Unnar for The Wrap
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I think the moment things started to go badly was when they called la la land instead of moonlight for best picture
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he's like if bruce wayne was retarded
Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) profile picturePopulism Updates@PopulismUpdates27 Oct 2024
Elon Musk has unveiled what he calls a "dark, gothic" MAGA hat at Trump's Madison Square Garden rally
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5 gallons
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Image from Asad Zafar 🇵🇸 (@as1z_)
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She thinks she just fell out of a coconut tree
MR. POP (@MrPopOfficial) profile pictureMR. POP
@MrPopOfficial7 Apr 2024
JoJo Siwa says she wants to start a new genre of music called “gay-pop”.
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advertising agencies finally ask the question: what if a bunch of people with learning disabilities had to do a group project together for money
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jeff magnum in 1998
Richard Strocher 𝕏 (@RichardStrocher) profile pictureRichard Strocher 𝕏
@RichardStrocher12 Jan 2024
I love Jesus Christ.
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planning a wedding is fun because it involves creative decision making, but this time the client is your girlfriend's mom
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they're kissing
internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) profile pictureinternet hall of fame
@InternetH0F25 Mar 2024
who’s fault is this?
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my dad could be a navy seal if an entrance requirement was sending your son bari weiss podcasts
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i have an important announcement to make
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inshallah he will find dorie
Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) profile pictureEverything Out Of Context
@EverythingOOC18 Feb 2024
Arabic fish 🐟
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this meeting could have been a gentle kiss
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be gay and do car accidents
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people in denmark will have a kid named oofen
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