Unemployed clown. Twitter sucks now.
Los Angeles, California
Joined September 2010
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Oooof #realhousewives #UGT2 Wtf are you doing making this satanist homosexual liberal freak somehow side with the show’s #RHOC Republicans?!? JFC @DorindaMedley suuuuucks.
Really hoping #Physical season two reveals they were deep cover Russian spies the entire time. Plot twist! @TheAmericansFX
To everyone complaining the #Oscars acceptance speeches are going too long — check your privilege! COVID-19 decimated Hollywood’s local population of awards show models. With no statuesque goddesses to guide actors off stage, our icons are now lost adrift to talk & talk & talk.🥺
They just played mighty mighty bosstones (who I thought were squirrel nut zippers) and I looked at my husband and said “omg, we are in an old man gay bar.”
This lawyer representing our disgraced, twice impeached, former president is a real scum bag. Fitting.
On the Lindsey Graham Scale of Feigned Horror, I give the Trump defense exhibits four pearl clutches, two fan flutters and one reach for the smelling salts, honey! #TrumpImpeachment2 #ImpeachmentTrial
Castor’s rambling discourse is like a middle schooler who didn’t study for the 200 word essay question. “Photosynthesis is...” hmmm “...a word that begins with ‘p’ and ends with ‘s’. Other photosynthesis facts include...” #TrumpImpeachment2
What in the hell is Trump’s lawyer talking about?? Omg 45 has really scraped the bottom of the legal barrel here.
Sexy. Sassy. Septuagenarian. They found their new Samantha! #BernieSanders #Berniememes #berniesmittens #satc #HBOMax
Get him out TODAY! America’s future is too at risk for even two more weeks. We the people are DONE! #TwentyFifthAmendmentNOW
If your face is on camera inside the Capital Building, oh rest assured — your future is forfeit. #capital #insurrection OH, this bitch included!
