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Tech. Music. Banter. Humorn Being.

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Joined November 2011
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Just because you consider someone in everything you do doesn’t mean they’ll extend that same consideration to you.
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.
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Healthcare is strange 😭😭 33 year old patient happy married life with one son died in front of me today His wife's tears, holding his hand n begging him not to leave.. and now I have to go home and act like everything is normal knowing someone's whole world ended today💔💔💔
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Replying to @WilliamsRuto
Don’t forget the team and your big boss!
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Dan retweeted
Pewa bedsitter hapo affordable houses
Replying to @_mr_mutinda
Mutinda sina rent karibu nafungiwa nyumba
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Let me be blunt. Those who are afraid of AI feel deep down that they are impostors & have no edge. If you have a 1) clear mind, 2) a deep, not just cosmetic, undertanding of your specialty, 3) and/or are original enough to reinvent yourself when needed, AI will be your friend.
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The really funny thing about City fans dressing as bananas in a weird show of defiance about their club being found guilty of the biggest cheating scandal English football has seen, is when they lose they are filmed standing there looking really angry while dressed as bananas.
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Dan retweeted
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ Let’s get it, Gunners 👊 🤝 @deel

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Ramzzy and Wateba making TL headlines in 2026
People on this TL don't appreciate what @RamzZy_ says about wamama, relationships, being a baby daddy, fighting for ur kids. Folks just pick snippets from his statements and run with it. But truth is, he says it raw and his life experience. Wee jam, but..zaa kwanza!
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Dan retweeted
Those heavy school bags were the lightest burden we ever carried.
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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It's like primary school 😂
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She divorced her husband at 9 AM. At 12:30 PM, he bought a lottery ticket that won $40,000,000. In a staged Southern Justice courtroom episode, Diana Taylor sues her ex-husband Mark for half the prize. She tells the judge the ticket was bought with money from their shared account. She also says she gave up her career and spent seven years following Mark as he chased his dreams. Mark brings a receipt showing he bought the ticket after the divorce. Diana says the winning numbers match dates from their relationship. She points to their wedding, their first date and even their dog's birthday. Mark says he didn't choose the numbers. The machine did. He also files a counterclaim for $2,500, which the judge throws out. The judge rules that the winnings belong to Mark because he bought the ticket after the divorce. Diana gets none of the $20 million she requested.
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BREAKING: Company could reclaim Twitter trademarks 'abandoned' by Musk’s X and bring back Old Twitter to compete against X in 2027
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I'm selling this painting for Ksh 65,000 / $550. It measures 90cm x 60cm. DM me if you are interested 🙂
"Everyday Nairobi" My oil painting capturing the bustle of Tom Mboya street, as viewed from the Kenya National Archives
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One of my closest friends taught me the concept of lazy days. Just doing nothing. I have never looked back.
Saa zingne ni muhimu sana kuchukua leave utumie hiyo siku kupumzika, sio kila time unachukua ju uko na mashughli.
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A private number called saying someone took a loan and used my number, now they are spam calling me. To ask him to pay. I blocked private calls but they keep calling. 600 + times and counting. The hell!
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Wabakaji Wafungwe. 🙏🏽
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listen to ye, he's usually right
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