Selling all of Q's gadgets at deep discounts. I am not Daniel Craig. He seems like a good guy and I am a total asshole. *Blocked by Rosie O’Donnell.*
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I'm only familiar with 2 clans. One is Wu-Tang and the other probably wouldn't get along with Wu-Tang.
Ozzy concert looked amazing. 76 years old, battling Parkinson’s, and he can still bring it! He’s the Prince of Darkness and the King of Metal.
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So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!
Imagine dropping $200 for a ticket to watch some dude mumble “Dey not like us” 45x and thinking you got good value for your money.
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