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I used to dread tracebacks. Now? I realize silent failures are a developer’s true nightmare.
Introducing MediReminder API: a production-ready, async-first backend. 🧵👇
E no get wetin person no go see on this bird app 😅
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I don’t think you see the irony of this. The total amount of the loan you took is ₦530,000, or $395. And this loan wasn’t paid off at once. Your school fees ranged from ₦127,000 ($95) to ₦260,000 ($194), and you still don’t see the irony.
The government has impoverished its people so much that little things become wonders in their eyes.
The reason education loans are controversial and widely used in foreign countries is that their tuition fees run into thousands of dollars. Money that even you can’t comprehend.
This government wants to keep you dirt poor. Did you know Tinubu’s daughter, Oyinda, who is between the ages of 32 and 34, has a house worth between $2.2 million and $2.4 million? Money that you will never conceptualize in your lifetime. But you want to vote for the madman simply because he paid off your fees worth $395.
To clown your foolishness, the phone on which you are showing your debt as fully paid is worth more than the debt itself. But no, let’s vote Tinubu.
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It’s a new day. Yes I know it’s a “weekend” and you are supposed to “rest”.
Time, weekdays, months, holidays… all of that is however a social construct.
Dear men, if you have a target and you are still not close, nobody needs to tell you, you have no business taking the weekend off!
Let’s get back to work!
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Some things I've been able to do recently, when I was a teenager I used to marvel at people who could do them and pray that one day it would be me too...
The universe is unbelievably kind if you don't stop working. Dear men, keep working.
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Mood cause I can comfortably chest my sisters' billings
Big brother vibe..
thank god for growth..
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After 5 years of building @AltSchoolAfrica with @AdewaleYusuf_ and @opeawo, today I’m officially stepping down as CTO and moving into the CEO role.
The goal is to provide global education to Africans at an affordable cost. Instead of going to the UK and spending £30,000 to get a degree, you can attend the same university through AltSchool for less than £15,000.
Same school, same lecturers, same BSc.
Equal value. Equal access. Local pricing.
I’m officially launching our degree programmes on degree.altschoolafrica.com, and over the next few months, you’ll see more global universities join the AltSchool network.
Welcome to the edX of Africa.
This is rubbish content.
If a woman chooses to walk the streets naked, you have no authority to correct her unless she is a relative and if she resists, let her be.
This is actually assault.
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