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half is so generous honestly. what is otherwise a decently funny show becomes basically unwatchable because the showrunners are libertarian morons with no critical thinking skills
i was supposed to be Wheres Waldo at work today but i lost the hat. so i was just a guy wearing a striped shirt. pretty sad
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There’s a real argument to be made that “fuck around and find out” is the worst phrase that’s ever been invented
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Obama knew damn well that The Dress was white and gold. But he hid that knowledge from the public. For years.
i cant believe performative smoking has infected even something as pure as the milwaukee brewers. terrible news
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
every time ive gone to the US ive had some stupid situation where an employee and i just sort of stare at each other because they expect me to give them my credit card and i forget that this is the bizarre way it works in america
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Huge congratulations to OSRS player @TrevorMegill on winning the World Series! 🏆💪
Congrats Brewers fans, it's been a long wait! 🙌
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THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
