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Carlisle, England
Joined April 2009
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Slowing down but still going strong ❤️
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BIG performance. UNREAL support. ✊
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THREE POINTS AT BP 😍✅
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VICTORY AT BP 😍
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Carlisle United are delighted to announce the signing of Leo Duru on a one-year deal with an option of another year. Brought to you by @NXTRecruitment🤝

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Thomas Tuchel after sabotaging that England squad
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Thomas Tuchel picking Ivan Toney and Dan Burn
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UP THE BLUES 😍 We need all four sides of Brunton Park packed - tickets remain available in the Petteril End.

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'Big blow for greyhound racing' as SIS cancels contracts at Oxford and Suffolk Downs ❌ racingpost.com/greyhounds/bi…
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Charlie Wyke: The Road to Recovery 🎬
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The GOAT has died. R.I.P Fernando Bale 💔 #GreyhoundRacing
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REGAN LINNEY SCREAMER ONCE AGAIN🤯🤯🤯🤯 @officialcufc | #CUFC | @NL_Enterprise

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🚨 SUMMARY: Rachel Reeves' Spending Review 🧑‍⚕️ NHS & Health – NHS spending will increase by 3% annually over the next 3 years, delivering an extra £29bn a year, including £10bn for digital and tech upgrades 🏠 Housing: – £39bn invested in social housing in England over 2026–2036, nearly doubling the current annual funding from £2.3bn to £3.9bn 🏫 Education: - Core schools budget in England to go up by £4.5bn a year by 2029, plus £2.3 bn/year for fixing classrooms and £2.4bn to rebuild 500 schools - £370m for school-based nurseries and £555m for children’s social care -£1.2 bn over three years for apprenticeships & post-school training - Free school meals will be extended to around 500,000 more children with parents on Universal Credit, costing £1bn out of the £4.5bn schools budget increase by 2029 - Extra £615m this year to partially fund a 4% pay rise for teachers in England, with schools expected to fund a quarter of the rise through "improved productivity" via AI - Universities and high-tech industries will get a boost in research and development, with it rising to £22bn per year during Spending Review 🤖 AI: - £2bn for AI action plan to support "home-grown AI" 🪖 Defence, Crime and Justice: - £11bn real-terms rise in defence spending - £15bn for nuclear warhead programme - £7bn for military housing and £6bn for munitions - £280m/year to tackle small boats and £400m/year for asylum system reforms, with a promise to end use of hotels by 2029 - Police spending to rise by an average of 2.3% per year in real terms - £7bn allocated until 2029 to help build 14,000 new prison places in England and Wales by 2031 - £700m/year for probation reforms 📈 Transport, Energy & Environment: - £15.6bn for local transport in English city regions for 2027 and 2031 - £2.3bn for other regional transport projects - £2.5bn for East-West Rail (Oxford–Cambridge) - Upgrades confirmed for Cardiff Central, TransPennine Route, and Midlands Rail Hub – Plans for Northern Powerhouse Rail to be set out in the coming weeks - £3 cap on single bus fares in England extended until March 2027 - Nuclear: £14.2bn for Sizewell C nuclear plant, £2.5bn for small modular reactors, and £9.4bn for Scottish carbon capture – Treasury to update the rules used to evaluate proposed infrastructure projects 🫂 Community: - Funding for up to 350 communities, prioritising deprived areas, to improve parks, youth facilities, and tackle graffiti/fly-tipping - no details yet - New Growth Mission Fund to back overlooked local projects like Southport Pier and Peterborough’s sports quarter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Devolved Nations: - Scotland: £52bn (£2.9bn extra on average, with 20% higher per capita spend than England) - Wales: £23bn (£1.6bn extra on average, also 20% more per capita) - Northern Ireland: £20bn (£1.2bn extra on average, 24% more per capita) 📈 Budgets going up (real terms): - Science & Tech: +7.4% - NHS England: +3.0% / Health & Social Care: +2.8% – Defence: +0.7% / Intelligence Services: +3.7% – Justice: +1.8% / Law Officers: +1.4% – Local Government: +1.1% / Spending Power +2.6% – HMRC: +0.7% – Education: +0.7% / Core Schools: +0.4% – Energy & Net Zero: +0.5% – Police Core Spending: +1.7% - Aslyum: +0.4% – Work & Pensions: +0.4% 📉 Budgets going down (real terms): – Foreign Office (FCDO): –6.9% – Transport: -5% – Environment & Rural Affairs: -2.7% – Business & Trade: -1.8% – Home Office: –1.7% / Housing & Communities: –1.4% – Culture, Media & Sport: -1.2% Reeves says the Spending Review was "zero-based" - meaning departmental budgets were built from scratch, not existing levels, to ensure every pound delivered value for money The Spending review lifts total capital investment by +7.3%, while everyday spending rises ~0.7% per year
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🤝 Carlisle United Football Club are delighted to confirm the appointment of Marc Tierney as the club’s new Head of Football Operations.

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🎟️ We are delighted to announce our season ticket details for the 2025/26 season. ℹ️ Full info: bit.ly/ST-Information As a thank you to our loyal season ticket holders, we're pleased to confirm a reduction to our season ticket renewal and early buy prices for adults and seniors, with prices for other concessions frozen. Existing adult and senior season ticket holders who renew before 8 June will now receive a six-game saving as a thanks for their unwavering support. New adult and senior season ticket holders will receive a four game saving if purchased during the early buy period (was a three game saving in 2024/25). Match ticket prices remain unchanged for the 2025/26 season. United Always 💙
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An update from Chairman Tom Piatak.

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A message from Tom Piatak following today's relegation.

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👋 Morning, Blues! How about that propa wallop from @StephenWearne10 yesterday?
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The winners prize money for the 2025 @StarSports_Bet /TRC English Greyhound Derby will be £175,000! The entire event will be branded the English Derby Festival with the Grand Final on Saturday, June 14, 2025 at @TowcesterRaces. Read here: greyhoundnewsuk.com/article/…
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