‘Knock a few more in and I get my own slot on Mid-Morning Matters, unlimited chocolate oranges - slightly damaged - and a free tank of fuel for the Vectra. Sorted.’ #HarryMaguire
Managed to get myself outside Salvo’s house. It’s a spiritual home to middle-aged, bandy-legged, follically-challenged men. #Montalbano
On a #Bowie quest at the O2 Oxford. Might chuck some darts in lovers' eyes...
A strong and stable pint leading to an elongated period of instability. Hopefully #StrongAndStable
Rugby tours always ends in some Greek style dance off #Bath

















