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Body by Wegovy

@DeadManSkipping

Anti-social Social Anarchist. It's okay to not follow me; most people don't.

 Midwest, USA
Joined March 2011
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Of course Bob Uecker would be dead for this.
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Why are fall mosquitoes so much more vicious?
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I, uh, hmm.....
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Remember when Katie Couric live streamed Matt Lauer's colonoscopy? That was crazy.
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If I over-caffeinate, I shiver uncontrollably for hours. I bet if I did cocaine, I could literally fly. Or at least please a woman.
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Big deal, Christian Watson. I worked from my hospital bed.
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LMFAO
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After previously all but confirming a move to Hammond, Indiana, the Chicago Bears appear to be closer to moving to a site in Arlington Heights, Illinois. wthr.com/article/sports/nfl/…
Report: Illinois lawmakers to vote on new law that would keep Bears in state

Report: Illinois lawmakers to vote on new law that would keep Bears in state

After previously all but confirming a move to Hammond, Indiana, the Chicago Bears appear to be closer to moving to a site in Arlington Heights, Illinois.

wthr.com
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How do people learn to throw grenades?
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If I was a wicker man, I'd just be picking at myself all day.
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You just, like, put your penis in there?
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Forgot to eat and now I'm in a place that I can't.
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Any movie that ends in the destruction of Louisville: 5 stars.
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I'm not kidding. This headboard is cool as shit.
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"I know you're there Tina. Because I can smell your braaaiinnnnsss." Lol
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I am a hopeless romantic and this scene always gets to me.
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Braining the zombies in Return of the Living Dead doesn't really seem to work.
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Do cops still wear these little hat condoms in the rain? I don't think anybody else has ever worn those.
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"I think it would be a lot wiser if we think about containing Frank and Freddy, you know what I mean?" "No, what do you mean contained?" 😆
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Return of the Living Dead is one of the first and best at utilizing different stages of decomposition in zombies.
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Every zombie flick requires a holing up somewhere plan or it's just not a true zombie movie. The only monster story that consistently uses that trope.
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"You got no pulse. Your blood pressures zero over zero. No reflexes. Your temperature is 70 degrees. " "What's that mean?" "It's a puzzle because technically you're not alive." #ROTLD
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