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Hey, I wrote about You Can See Everything
"Most of this movie is Elizabeth Holmes staring through Nathan Fielder, trying to convince him how excited she is to meet Santa Claus this Christmas, despite Nathan’s best efforts to explain the impossibility of Santa hitting every house in one night—“what about the ones without chimneys?”—Lizzy Holmes nods, waits for him to finish, and whispers “I just can’t wait for Santa”.
Deadseriousness is officially a Brewers Stan page
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
This sounds like a Mitch Hedberg bit, even down to over explaining the bit at the end, deflated
10 Thoughts On The Knicks Starting The Season 0-3
1. Feels early to smash the James Wiseman button
7 minutes in the team’s 111-102 loss to the Orlando Magic over the weekend—0-for-5 from the field, 1 turnover: 0 assists, 2 fouls, -5, 3rd-worst plus-minus on the team. If Mike Brown’s running tryouts, then everyone else posted comfy in chairs, music’s stopped, James Wiseman’s out.
And that’s not even to say James Wiseman should be off the roster.
The Knicks are the defending champions—each Eastern Conference team lining up their best KO blows when the Blue and Orange roll into town. Maybe the Knicks need to be throwing some counter strikes to remind all the teams they SWEPT INTO DUST—like, the other day—who they are.
Perhaps the Wiseman developmental minutes are rescheduled until the Knicks are above .500, like the defending champs ought to be.
3. Jalen Brunson is embarrassing me.
Jalen Brunson’s shooting 39% and 26% from 3. I spent the summer telling anyone in earshot how and exactly why Jalen Brunson is the best basketball player in the National Basketball Association. I laughed at that SNL episode like it was Elephant in the Room.
Silly, goofy, dumbass me thought Jalen’d be shooting 90% with his wrist fixed up. Nope, apparently he’s at his best when his joints snap.
If anyone’s earned the benefit of the doubt, it’s the guy who singlehandedly packed up the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5, again, like, the other day.
Personally, I’d like more Brunson and Drummond minutes—Andre sets way better screens than KAT— Drummond’s defender most likely a big guy Brunson can blitz past to the rim. Brunson’s job could be made easier than “pretend it’s the 4th quarter against the Cavs again” every night.
Read the full blog here:
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JJ McCarthy is the Next Eli Manning
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My For You page just clips of Ethan Klein feeding his intern/girlfriend grapes between camera cuts of his wife shrinking
I’ve watched every single one.
Knicks win a championship and now every team is the East is good
(Except the Celtics. They suck eggs)