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This is 44. Happy birthday to me.

I swear the time changes, it gets dark, and all I wanna do is eat and sleep

Did anybody have yes on CA prop40 in their Fantasy Politics lineup?

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My friend asked if I want to have a joint bday party this year, and she wants to do a king crab boil and boy I am exCITED. But I already know imma get butter on my dress😫

I was just watching the Matt Rife crowd work special and the dude he called Fig Newton with the Mexican pointy boots took me out. That dude really wore those out. And there’s actually one GIF of them in action 😂

Put your pronouns back in your email signatures first thing tomorrow morning. (For those of you that removed them obviously)

Me af

Dude… #OgTrancefamily what number #ASOT IS Armin on now? Like 1300?? It feels like 450 was a million years ago in NYC and I’m bad at math still lol #ogtf #Tf #asot #avb #AsotLA #Asot450 #trancefamilyv #arminnnnnnn

So politics, sports, and gas prices aside, how are you REALLY doing?

I’m listening…

💀💀💀 like for real

Or I guess I should just speak for myself. Lol. But I don’t use filters anymore. They were really harming my self esteem so I ditched em and started just being ugly. Might be an uggo, but I’m real!

Well, Big Ken: Yes. Yes we are.

I’m one scam call and one political text message away from throwing my phone in the ocean and not replacing it. Like, ever. Just keep a flip phone in the glove compartment for emergencies next to the pistol. Lmao

RENT

Later, donuts.

The Seattle season of Love is Blind was the best.

So I dont know if you’ve heard about the beaches disappearing here in San Diego, but the parking lot I grew up parking in at Tamarack Beach in Carlsbad is completely and officially underwater. Waves are tearing up the pavement. Lot belongs to the sea now. Time to move. 😫

Can’t wait till a couple days when everyone suddenly stops knowing everything about politics and we can get back to arguing about The Cheesecake Factory being nice or not and $400 dates.