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kemba

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Just think about OJ Mayo. OJ Mayo is your 6th man. That’s gonna get you through this.

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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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College Park. The Spring Break capital of the Northeast.
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They paying her Desmond Bane money
Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@lacho_ai_) profile pictureAl Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
@lacho_ai_Nov 1
Replying to @HaleyforMI
Israel First Party
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Early morning tip-off means we were bound to get one dude wearing his shorts backwards
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This could’ve been so so much worse so kudos to this person for their restraint and keeping this a good joke
Owen (@Riverboat_Ross) profile pictureOwen@Riverboat_RossNov 2
I’m crying bro someone air played Family Guy to the Jumbotron at the Field of 68 Opening Day Marathon 😭😭😭
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History! Eesher Singh Sarai (@EesherSarai) becomes the FIRST Turbaned Sikh 👳‍♂️ to play in an NCAA D1 Basketball game.
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Both teams’ punt returners are white
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Jeremiah Smith get ready to learn Ashburn Virginia buddy
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I hate this franchise so god damn much
Major Tuddy (@MajorTuddy) profile pictureMajor Tuddy
@MajorTuddyNov 1
SNF ready
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Cris Collinsworth is astounded by how bad this team is
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How is Dan Quinn still the coach of this team
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pinecone@kikisswampNov 1
king shit
skooks (@skooookum) profile pictureskooks
@skooookumNov 1
Autistic guy at my CVS got really excited I was purchasing Almond Mounds. Apparently his favorite candy bar. He let me take it for free as “a tip” for being a great customer. I asked him if he would get in trouble for doing that and he’s like yeah they get mad at me for giving stuff away every day
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Budda Baker fielding trade deadline questions with a full Halloween costume on is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
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The go for 2 down 14 logic is based on the idea that teams will convert close to 50% of the time. That part has been ruined tho by teams now deciding to pass every attempt even though running has a much higher conversion rate which…why??
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McAfee ruining his red carpet by throwing a tantrum because some college kids in fucking Utah were jokingly critical of him...would be so so so so so so funny
Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 29
Michelle Beadle says women in sports media can’t act like Pat McAfee: ‘I could never be that soft’ awfulannouncing.com/espn/mic…
Michelle Beadle says women in sports media can't act like Pat McAfee: 'I could never be that soft'

Michelle Beadle says women in sports media can't act like Pat McAfee: 'I could never be that soft'

Michelle Beadle knows she never would have survived a career in sports media if she were as soft as Pat McAfee has proved to be.

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ABS has been so good from an entertainment perspective and I think that unintended consequence is actually really important to note with regards to hesitancy about rule changes
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@MLBONFOXOct 28
William Contreras vs Yandy Díaz stare contest during ABS challenge
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DEMON HOME
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaOct 28
No. 1 pick AJ Dybantsa will make his NBA debut for the Washington Wizards tonight against the Cleveland Cavaliers, sources tell ESPN.
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College football will never die because this is way more important to the sport than preserving the sanctity of the playoff or whatever
Aidan Doc 🧸 (@AidanDoc__) profile pictureAidan Doc 🧸
@AidanDoc__Oct 27
Big Red of Western Kentucky pressing a Delaware WR after a touchdown is the most Tuesday night college football thing ever
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@mike_daddinoOct 27
In honor of Malik Beasley pleading guilty to gambling today
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Who dressed up as Daejon Love 😂😂😂😂
OurSF49ers (@OurSf49ers) profile pictureOurSF49ers
@OurSf49ersOct 27
The 49ers hosted their annual Halloween party and it looked incredible 😅
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