@DefenitelynotJ
Joined April 2021
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I’m at work and some customer just asked me what was wrong because I looked upset. I told her the reason, and then she fucking laughed at me.
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What to do when you’re three years deep in your major and you feel like switching.
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I can’t believe there are genuinely people who don’t say “good morning” when speaking/texting in the wee hours of the morning.
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I went to see the Rolling loud movie last night, and I was the only one in the theatre.
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I genuinely think I could get the stripper to love me.
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GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛
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I genuinely think I could get the stripper to love me.
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Just bombed an exam that was worth a lot of my grade. Fuck my fucking life.
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IM NOT A FUCKING CUCK!!!!
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Yup, this is my life.
JL@DefenitelynotJSep 26
The love of my life is getting fucked right now, and that’s okay. As long as she’s having fun & being safe. Birria quesadilla with extra limes & cilantro y cebolla.
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The love of my life is getting fucked right now, and that’s okay. As long as she’s having fun & being safe. Birria quesadilla with extra limes & cilantro y cebolla.
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Just found out my first Japanese teacher passed away. Rest in peace, wow…
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Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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Today is National Rice Day.
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I turned my life around from rock bottom (no job, car, or money) in under a week. #WeUp!
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Forgot to tell everyone, I bought a new car!
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Bruh, I bought a water bottle from the gas station today and I just realized I don’t even remember taking the water bottle with me out of the store.
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While I was pumping gas, this homeless guy approached me asking for a change, but I had none. So I went into the store to get some for him and he had the nerve to complain about the amount I gave him.
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I Want To Marry You, I'm Serious.
beep@beepbatSep 9
Hot capocollo, pastrami, marinara, mozzarella, fried onions, pepperoncini, spinach, green pepper, been sprouts, fresh cilantro, tomato, cucumber, spices, Parmesan, a little mayo and a little oil dressing on ciabatta. I might have peaked in my sandwich making career
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