Degentle

Auctioneer: “Congratulations, sir. Your $2 million offer has been accepted.” Buyer: “Good. I’ll transfer the money tomorrow. But before we proceed, who was the previous owner?” Auctioneer: “That’s what makes this sale unusual. The property was sold to us by someone who claims you gave them permission.” Buyer: “Permission? I’ve never authorized anyone to sell my property.” Auctioneer: “But they presented your original ownership documents and a signed authorization letter.” Buyer: “I have never signed such a document. Who brought those papers?” Auctioneer: “A man who knew your personal details, your lawyer’s name, and even the security code to your private office.” Buyer: “Did you verify his identity?” Auctioneer: “Yes, sir. Everything checked out. He also knew the exact amount you originally paid for the property.”