Professional Hedonistic Absurdist https://nitter.cf/t.co/rSXUAziamn

Joined July 2025
My E-Store, linked in my bio, will be flooded with affordable E-Books covering everything from looksmaxxing, fitness, and supplements to modern women, dating, and the biggest problems facing our society. No overpriced courses or unnecessary filler, just straight to the point information. Let me know what topics you guys want covered in an E-Book and I’ll get right on it.
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When you’re Chad, women throw away all their standards. You can call her every derogatory term in the book and have a prison record. Women don’t care. All they see is height and genetics.
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This is deep, the entire world is fucked, it is virtually impossible to be happy
Clavicular told his friends his actual purpose on earth is proving that being mega famous, giga wealthy and HTN still cannot save you, delivered like a prophet on a mountain "the main character admitting the game is rigged even for the main character…"
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If your ex blocked you but not her other exes, don’t panic, because that essentially means you’re the only guy who completely fucked her up. She has to block you. For a girl, the men on her block list are the top guys she wanted but couldn’t have.
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My problem is that I’ll act like I miss you while sending the same messages to five different girls who left me.
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Being on a girl’s blocked list is a badge of honor, especially if she’s a whore.
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Girls vastly overestimate their sexual market value. They think that just because 25 guys in their Instagram DMs want to fuck them, they’re hot shit. Do those guys want to bring you home to meet their mom? Are they willing to spend their time and resources on you? Most of the time, the answer is no.
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If you’re a man going through a breakup or divorce right now, listen to me. Take a deep breath. You’re in the best position you could ever be in. If a girl chooses to leave you, shrug it off. You’ll meet girls who look better and have better personalities. Never beg her to come back. Never show up at her house, never be a simp. Improve your looks so you can attract better girls.
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He is 100% right to break up with her. A girl will always choose her toxic, abusive ex over you bro, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
He literally broke up with me because I didn’t want a human being to freeze outside at night 😭
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Never believe the words that come out of a woman’s mouth, only believe her actions. They are pathological liars. They will say they are done with you, then pull up to your house with $200 worth of jewelry to try to win you back.
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You need to be absolutely ruthless with women. We are in a gender war. They think they can do whatever the fuck they want to whoever they want. Be the guy who tells her to shut the fuck up and puts her in her place.
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Never hide that you get girls. If you’re on a date and your girlfriend or a girl from Hinge calls you, let it ring. Let them know you get girls. If they don’t want to talk to you again, great, move on to the next. There are 4.13 billion women on this planet.
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If you decide to take a girl seriously in 2026 (you’re retarded if you do), let’s assume you’re both 22 and have graduated from college. As you know, girls who went to college are usually whores. You need to keep in mind that the girl you plan on taking seriously has seen and felt guys who are bigger than you, guys who also made her orgasm. So whenever you have sex with her, she’s probably not even thinking about you dude, you’re constantly being compared and you have no idea.
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Modern women -Are on bipolar/depression meds -Have a body count of minimum 50 -Alcohol and drug addicts -5 guys minimum on rotation -Have a fetish for orgies and trains Be careful out there gentlemen.
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One of the biggest cons of being Chad is constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering which girl you fucked over is going to destroy your car, attack you with a knife, or accuse you of something.
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Her ex is still fucking her for free and living in her head rent free, while her current boyfriend is being used like the attentive cuck he is. He’s most likely in a dead bedroom situation with her.
my ex vs my current bf
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I love when an ex girlfriend tries to make me jealous by saying she’s with another guy. Like okay? He’s fucking my sloppy seconds, and I left you because I got tired of your pussy.
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You’ll lose your relationship if you’re too faithful. Make sure you’re always exercising your options.
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A woman having a high body count isn’t impressive, it just means you’re a whore with no self respect. Men will fuck anything that moves. A man with a high body count in this era of hypergamy is the equivalent of Hitler winning WWII.
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I don’t care how loyal or sweet a girl appears to be. She will cheat on you. You need to make sure you cheat on her first so you don’t feel like a complete loser when you find out she lied about who she really is.
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I want you to look at a group of female friends. Sometimes, you’ll notice they all have boyfriends, and those boyfriends are usually unattractive. You want to know why? Because women are smart. When they date down, they know those men will be grateful to be with them because they think they’re the prettiest girls on the planet. The boyfriends usually turn a blind eye to their cheating habits and narcissistic behavior because they can’t get anyone else. Don’t be that guy.
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