The Pretentionist

I broke down and bought the popcorn bucket. I do not yet know how many milk bones it will hold. #lookup #superman

Hey, @mozilla I’m having a LOT of trouble bringing my Thunderbird account over to a new laptop. I went to the help page, followed directions, and it won’t open at all. Can I get a helpdesk?

Take a listen. I was and still am honored I was asked to do this. My recording set up has gotten better since… – at Burbank, CA

Started on a “Couch to 5k” program this morning and I feel betrayed. Nowhere in this morning’s circuit was a couch involved. – at Burbank, CA

Hey! #christophersequeira is signing #capedfear and #draculaunfanged RIGHT NOW at #darkdelicacies in Burbank!

In a weird way, I think this sums it up nicely. I’ve certainly managed it without realizing I had it, but I do sometimes wonder what if I’d known - how much less slipping would I have done?

I don’t know why, but this is the week I could see Nimoy’s #spock in #EthanPeck - great performance. I want all the #StrangeNewWorlds @StarTrekOnPPlus will give us.

Since this IS me, I’m mourning from two accounts

I heard a news commentator describing a political situation as “real Keystone Cops.” Do most people in the US even know who the Keystone Cops were anymore? Did the commentator? Or has it just become so ingrained as a saying? @johnnyeponymous

Made gingerbread from scratch today … I know, not earth-shattering, but it was an attempt at holiday cheer. The Snoopy cookie cutter is better for sugar cookies, but it was my Grandma’s and hasn’t been used in decades. I had to try.

An absolute honor.

So honored to have been asked to read this story by one of my favorite authors. Thank you, @johnnyeponymous and @ForeverSaroyan.