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Desaray Mahal

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This adds resistance. He's not putting up much.
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My neighbors stopped complaining. Now they leave reviews.
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Sunscreen on, responsibilities off.
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He gave the new hire all his work. Now he's down to supervising one small thing.
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Never brag about your tongue in an office with a mailing deadline.
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stayed in tonight. rate the "not going out" fit 1-10
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Gym membership was due. She found a sponsor between sets.
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Nowhere else to sit is not a defense. Or is it?
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Came for leg day, stayed for the lighting.
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niners front office really said 'new year new me' 😭
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@AdamSchefterOct 27
Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.
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He can listen to his wife or to her. Either way, two more inches.
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It's too big, try wiggling it. Plumbing, for the record.
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Haven't even seen his work and she wants a punch card.
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Larry walked into a tailor shop with the wrong expectations.
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Out of shampoo is a wild excuse to be in someone else's shower.
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Date asked how she survived LA broke. She gave him a number.
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She needs someone who can last longer. Her husband was right there.
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Pretty quick, he says. The last guy said that too.
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Meeting the fiancé went great. Maybe too great.
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Stuck couch, bad choice of words, zero regrets.
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He respects his wife so much he's sparing her. Gentleman or snake?
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