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Grumpier and older by the day, had a vintage bio till some twatnugget stole my account for 7 hours to promote his gayOF.

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Joined October 2012
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Is Pam Oliver the Dick Vitale of the NFL? That poor woman needs to retire.
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What the fuck did they do to @hotpockets ? First off they no longer give you the crisping/carry sleeve. But I just cooked this damn thing in the toaster oven for 12 mins and it is still cold in the middle. What happened to 2min til blistering hot HotPockets?
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Best one yet 🤣
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She calls my penis Mr. Gorbachev because I'm tearing down the walls.
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is this rizz? #LANK
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My my would you look at the time...
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I wanna get baja blasted at Adult Taco Bell.
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Things never change
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Kevin Riley fucked yo bitch
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Need one of these for next summer
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This and a toyota hilux (herlastsightband on insta)
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Can you say you really struggled unless you made BBQ sauce from McDonald's ketchup, Panda Express Chili and Soy, & Popeyes Honey you find in the sauce drawer?
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