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WERE ON AMAZON!! Be on on the lookout next week for dat sweet, sweet prime button!😎😉🥴 amazon.com/dp/B07NP5RPHQ/ref…

If you can’t play pregame Thanksgiving dinner with Det Grunk here’s a few tips to get thru the day: Drink when: -2 sips for each political conversation -2 sips for each picture shown -1 sip for every eye roll -finish your drink if someone opens their pant buttons or belt

Thanksgiving hack: put vodka in the gravy to make your family more tolerable.

Health experts: “have 4 servings of fruit a day” Me: *pushes a lime into my corona* “done and done.”

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just always up for a drink. Big difference.

On this St Patty’s day, we at DetGrunk would like to thank the Irish for one of their greatest gifts to the world. The Irish goodb….*abruptly leaves*

When it’s time to go do those plans I made when I was drunk

Ok. One shot… or two… then take me home.

I mean I’ve always wondered if it was possible…

Amazon delivery guy caught me in 4k

I wonder if the liquor store is thinking about me too? 🥰

This dude needs a “one up” REAL Bad #extralife

Valentine’s Day special offer: Buy a copy of Det Grunk and we will post “😯🤢🤮” on one of your exs pics

If you can guess the game, I’ll drink tonight

Me: I’m not gonna get black out drunk tonight Me: *BLACKS OUT* Friend: you said you wouldn’t do that? Me:

If the multiverse is real then there is a basketball star somewhere named Scotty Poopin

Merry Christmas Eve to everyone except the person who invented the Waldorf salad

What if Santa came up the toilet, not down the chimney?

Welcome to Christmas Eve in your 30s: you’re waking up with a hangover, not a puppy.

McKarty64 was my favorite video game

Ok hear me out. A candy necklace, but it’s Tylenol. #imHungoverAF