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Kali

@DetroitDope

Random thoughts and a bunch of “LMFAOOOOO” @detroitdope on errythang

Joined July 2010
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Ok so think about this.. a modernized version of Girlfriends and EYEEEE ME HER SHEEE plays Toni Childs 🙂‍↕️ yes thank you thank you
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@itsnwtsMay 9
“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”
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@omgsidewalksMay 9
Ladies: At what age did your mom start letting your boyfriend stay the night ??
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Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President
Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) profile pictureDr. Clown, PhD
@DrClownPhDMay 9
Liberals on their way to get the hantavirus vaccine.
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Zarish@Zarish5062May 9
THINGS I WON'T DEBATE WITH MEN: 1. Abortion 2. Breastfeeding 3. Menstruation 4. Female body hair 5. Birth control 6. Access to feminine hygiene products Why? Because none of these topics involve the male body and therefore do not warrant male opinions
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Or romance. You either have it in you or you don’t.
stressed (@onlystresstoday) profile picturestressed@onlystresstodayMay 7
You cannot teach consideration
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When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹
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Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverMay 8
🚨 California is now the first state to offer free diapers to newborns. Every family will receive 400 diapers.
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This is how I thought working a corporate job would be like when I was a kid
1980’s Finance (@1980Finance) profile picture1980’s Finance
@1980FinanceMay 5
Business dinners in the city
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she was probably a slave so….
masha (@masha_slp) profile picturemasha@masha_slpMay 9
the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain't free
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@maira4yoMay 9
Men really been hating on bad btches since the dawn of time. Her body tea
ALUNCEDO (@Mbakaza4L) profile pictureALUNCEDO
@Mbakaza4LMay 9
A woman is ticketed for wearing a bikini, 1957.
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Warren (@swd2) profile picture
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@swd2May 9
Her husband said college was a liberal scam
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostMay 9
Erika Kirk urges graduates to follow in her husband's footsteps: 'defend liberty' trib.al/vPuHhCq
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Because white people have gone about inserting themselves in other cultures for last 500 years. You invited diversity, now diversity is here to stay, why are you running?
mira (@miranowhere) profile picturemira
@miranowhereMay 9
Why is diversity pushed only upon white nations?
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jezz (@JezziiB) profile picture
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@JezziiBMay 9
“Men suffer in silence." No, they don’t. They treat everyone around them like dogshit. They externalize their feelings onto the women closest to them, usually.
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your husband wasn’t “seduced.” he made the choice to cheat.
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Nattie (@sadgirlnattie) profile pictureNattie
@sadgirlnattieMay 9
an opinion you stand firmly on?
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Can we shift focus to the sheer volume of black people GRADUATING COLLEGE TODAY??? I ain’t seen nothing but caps, gowns, degrees, and TEETH 😭💓
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He looked every last one of them in the eye like a MAN!!! If more of us responded like this when they kill ours they would think twice about killing us..
KO Sequence (@KO_Sequence) profile pictureKO Sequence
@KO_SequenceMay 8
Father who killed a police officer days after police shot his 18-year-old son walks past 30 officers in the courtroom!!
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“Rihanna jealous of Tyla” Rihanna at Tyla’s age lmao
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He got beaten up by the locals and was forced to leave Hawaii, got every piece of info about him doxxed and is now receiving a lawsuit of over 50,000 dollars. you really love to see it
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityMay 9
A 37 year-old man is being federally investigated after throwing a rock at a monk seal, an endangered species with only around 1,500 seals left. He got beaten up by locals and quickly fled Hawaii.
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If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.
ALUNCEDO (@Mbakaza4L) profile pictureALUNCEDO
@Mbakaza4LMay 7
And there it is. Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.”
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🌍@LisaCroftMay 8
“Have you seen my childhood?” Do they get it now? He didn’t have one. He was a full time employee with adult responsibilities.
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