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Neighbor: “Your dog has been barking nonstop for an hour! Shut him up before I call animal control!”
I opened my front door at 1:30 AM, rubbing my eyes. My Golden Retriever was standing by the hallway door, whining and scratching furiously at the wood—something he had never done in five years.
Me: “I’m trying! I don't know what’s wrong with him tonight!”
Neighbor: “I don't care what's wrong with him! Put a muzzle on him or get rid of him!”
Before I could respond, my dog bolted past my legs into the hallway and threw his entire weight against the door of the apartment directly across from ours—the elderly woman who lived alone.
Me: “Max! Come back here!”
He refused to move, barking louder and pawing frantically at the bottom crack of her door.
That’s when I smelled it. A faint, sharp odor of leaking natural gas seeping out from under her...
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Yes, pedophilia (attraction to prepubescent children) is a disorder. Acting on it is a crime.
Not every pedophile molests children, and not every child molester is a pedophile.
Stop reacting with knee-jerk outrage. Start using your cognitive abilities.
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My uncle pays a landscaping company $180 every two weeks.
They mow the grass, trim the edges, remove weeds, and clean the driveway.
He says maintaining the property is important because the neighborhood has strict appearance standards.
Last summer, he also paid extra to install an irrigation system.
I asked him if he had considered buying a lawn mower.
He looked at me like I’d insulted his entire existence.
