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Kevin Dent

@DevinPKent

Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder Original Member of Team RALLY CAR

Joined August 2012
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Had this dream I was at Jabbas Palace for a fundraiser and the band was doing a cover of Fantastic Voyage and this dude was KILLING it
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Paper towel and toilet paper tolls are always trying to tell me 2=4 or 4=8 or some shit but I'm not falling for it!
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I don't want to hear anymore about the "humble grape" - that's a front running showboat fruit all day
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Real Eyes Realize Burl Ives
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This two tone baloney sandwich concerns me!
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Me and the homes sharing the last Butter Rum Dum Dum from the Halloween candy bucket
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Sitting here thinkin bout the queen.. dang 😔 🙏 @Ford When will you be unveiling the new 2025 Crown Liz sedan? #CrownVic #Comfort #SmoothRide #V8 #VforVictoria
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Las Vegas sphere looks like shit
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Ass whoopin time
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You're gonna cry 96 beers Come on now cry Cry cry cry 96 beers
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At the intersection of Salute to Service and No Shirt No Shoes No Service
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I was just promoted at work and now only have 7 promotions to go until I'm running the company
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A gigantic ham system has appeared across the Southern US just in time for the Easter Weekend!
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🚨 🚨 🚨 Reply All Thread at Work 🚨 🚨 🚨
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Working on site today
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Maybe they were playing Euchre during the last supper ??
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Another playoff ticket giveaway! Giveaway: (2) tickets to Sunday's football game! Rules: Follow us, retweet this post, winner will be picked and messaged Saturday, Jan 21st, 2023 @ noon!
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Wild Card tickets. Parking passes. And all the tailgate supplies.  RETWEET for your chance to win the Ultimate @LabattUSA Playoff Game Day: bufbills.co/3k5t63S
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Whooping that ass
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Retweet to win this @SnapDragonApple prize pack!! 🍎 Rules: bufbills.co/3iBoBx7
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