【Solly】

3 years ago I DM my Twitter crush telling her I'm gonna take her out on a date. Yesterday I asked her to marry me. She said no both times and blocked me Anyways here's a picture of a random couple I found on Pinterest

I stuttered 3 times making my order at KFC and I just turn back and walked out

Jamaicans seeing you after you’ve gained weight ain’t for the weak

Turns out he could infact park right deh so

I hate a crowded gym. Please move.

I will never pass a body transformation photo without liking it because it takes a different kind of discipline.

The reasons why your face full of bumps is cause you don't clean your phone with sanitizer wipes

There are people out there who don't even know what Teams is. They've never used Outlook and have never had to log in 47 times a day through Microsoft Authenticator. They're livin the best life imaginable

This ghosting era is insane. People will build a whole connection with someone and randomly disappear like none of it ever happened. It’s interesting how normal that’s become.

The real cheat code is having a treadmill at home

Date someone in your sense of humor range

Doctors gonna be collecting y'all foot like trading cards

Bugs bunny won't accept files through Google drive Only Whatsapp doc Sighs I need to go home

No enemy can do what 10 months of 2026 have done to me

Well looks like it's fully integrated now

Still trying to adjust that 20 years ago was 2006 and not the 80s.

Cya trust a word weh come out of a realtor mouth. Imagine selling this with a straight face

Without the internet y’all wouldn’t know what you were "interested” in

Seems really passive aggressive. Cant explain it but a better u never reply