Dick On Kick

When I start streaming this is what I can promise. I’m not going to shill. You want to be my affiliate, be my affiliate because I’m entertaining, not because of the rewards. My initial deal is going to be shit. Apart for my leaderboard, I currently won’t be able to afford to reward my affiliates. What I can promise is I will work tooth and nail to get you the best possible casino perks. Saying that, I can’t promise that they’ll provide you those perks because certain perks have certain requirements which is out of my hands. I am not going to be this guy blasting my code all over the place, my stream is not going to feel like an ad. Yes, I will have some small banners promoting my partner casino, and my code, but I will not update you every 15 mins to sign-up, or complain that I don’t have enough sign-ups. I’m here to entertain myself first and from that, hopefully it entertains you. I wouldn’t want to create a stream that I wouldn’t watch. And if I did, I would just quit as I’ve did previously. This is what I’ll say, and I’ll probably never mention it again as I try and be as humble and honest as possible: If you like my stream, if I entertain you, if you feel like the casino that I partnered with deserves your hard earned money, which would help me to get a better deal down the road. Great… if I don’t, don’t be fooled to sign up under my code just for rewards and/or a leaderboard. And I really mean this, if you can’t afford it, don’t start. Gambling is a horrible horrible addiction. It’s ruined 10s of millions if not 100s of millions of lives, and I’m one of them. If you come in my stream, chat with me, throw me a follow on kick, buy a sub if you can afford it, that would make me the happiest person on earth. Streaming makes me happy, gambling makes me happy, being creative makes me happy. If I can do that while enjoying a conversation with you guys, that’s like a million dollar pay check to me. Whatever I get paid is literally a bonus. I love you all, Hope to see you on stream, Dick

I turned down deals from a few top 10 casinos to partner with a site (@maxxedio) that just launched. Not the smartest move on paper. But after talking to the owner and seeing how they actually treat players, it made sense. Instant withdrawals, real support, and VIP perks that aren’t copy-pasted for everyone, they build them around how you play. I’m not hyping it because I’m a partner. I picked @maxxedio because the vision felt different from the usual “launch, collect deposits, figure it out later” approach. They actually built it like they plan to be around for years, and the owner has already proven he’ll do whatever it takes to make that happen. If you’re interested in a VIP transfer, feel free to message me or drop a comment. Happy to help if I can.

I hate these fuckin “whales”. Everything is a fuckin game to them. While I’ll play the “game” to a certain point, don’t be a fuckin idiot. I messaged one “whale” that wanted to change sites. Asked him what he wanted, he said “I don’t know” how the fuck am I supposed to help you get what you want, when you don’t know wtf you want.

Damn man… this guys been Professor X to me since I was a kid. Easily the best casting of all time. He carried every role he was in. Rest in peace, Sir Patrick. Thank you for being the Professor we all grew up with.

So this is the new Keno strat. Calling it the 10 tile Dick. You’re welcome.

What the fuck… How am I not aware of the Keno Dick Strat… Well, shame on me. Clips incoming soon.

I miss @Trainwreckstv Love u, sir.

I mean, is Doja Cat the hottest thing in the world or am I just obsessed?

Thought this was millions, but i'll absolutely take it. 850x on Zeus and Hades on @maxxedio. You guys have seen the @maxxedio heater I’ve been on. Most people just watch. If you actually want to play instead of just watching, with some real VIP perks, drop a DM or a comment and I’ll get you set up.

Quick shoutout to @DougGambles. I was in Vegas at the same time Doug was filming for his 50 states in 50 days vlog. He saw a tweet of me arriving and DMed me to come hang with him and a few other streamers. It might not seem like a big deal, but for a streamer his size to reach out to someone he barely knows (with basically nothing to gain) is pretty rare in this industry. I couldn’t make it because I already had plans with my wife, but it was still a really solid gesture that I wish I could’ve taken him up on. Good to know there are still streamers out there willing to look out for others and bring people along, no matter the size.

Good morning, you beautiful gambling addicts! Ever watch a TikTok clip of a TV show so good you immediately had to watch the full episode? That’s me right now with The Rookie Season 8 Episode 3. It’s about a kidnapper who thinks he’s a demon. Im absolutely invested…

This is the hard part. Leaving while I’m still up. Love you Wynn. Hope to see you real soon. ooxxooXoXXx

Something’s off with @maxxedio keno this morning. Not saying anything else. If you’ve hit it a win on @maxxedio , drop the screenshot in the comments. I’m picking one person to bless. Double blessed if your under code: Dick The rest will just scroll.

I want to become popular enough that someone from Packdraw will offer me a deal. One day…

I’m ready for some Twitter drama. Whoever wants to start it up, just leave a message in the comments and I’ll reply back. Do your worst.

Almost didn’t post this Been on a ridiculous NFL heater. I usually keep my picks to myself (superstition) Putting 50% of my stream profits into sports betting on @maxxedio. People on my code get the picks + a cut of the profits if they copy the bets Most of you won’t do it…

Literally spent $700 just walking to the sportsbook… I would never survive in Las Vegas.

Got one. Little over 1700x my bet. Late last night/early morning. Hit for almost $13k on huff n puff @ The Cosmo. On a $7.50 bet. Love u, Vegas.