How are you (a business with a license to sell alcohol) placing a life-sized poster of Kate Upton in the men’s room and expecting me not to crank my hog? Shoutout Verlander man
Morning black coffee and pouch got me naked on the work shitter begging the lord to forgive me for my sins
Dikembe Hunt retweeted
Gf: we’re going to a winery for dinner, need to be prepared to spend 200 doll-
Charley horse on my neck, call that a Charlie Kirk #HappyKirkiversary
White monster hitting my hangover like the shot hit Charlie #MerryKirkmas
Me and some random lad trolling a guy with road rage into driving 20 under no matter what lane he was in
How it feels watching every chick’s Instagram story with the same shitty Noah Kahan End of August song as the audio
Carter Hart showing up to the 2028 World Cup of hockey in February