kool-aid and cum stains

Joined February 2025
How are you (a business with a license to sell alcohol) placing a life-sized poster of Kate Upton in the men’s room and expecting me not to crank my hog? Shoutout Verlander man
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Asking my uber driver if I can make a phone call
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Morning black coffee and pouch got me naked on the work shitter begging the lord to forgive me for my sins
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Gf: we’re going to a winery for dinner, need to be prepared to spend 200 doll-
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Charley horse on my neck, call that a Charlie Kirk #HappyKirkiversary
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White monster hitting my hangover like the shot hit Charlie #MerryKirkmas
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Me and some random lad trolling a guy with road rage into driving 20 under no matter what lane he was in
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Summer’s over + rent’s due + chopped + unc
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How it feels watching every chick’s Instagram story with the same shitty Noah Kahan End of August song as the audio
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Is loops working Monday or what’s the deal?
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Average SEC couple
I now understand why his velo is down HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE WORST BODY IVE SEEN ON A PITCHER SINCE BARTOLO COLON
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J-Lo 2011 single featuring Pitbull
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60 SECONDS OF PRIME RUSS DUNKS 🔥 Catch all the action on NBA League Pass.
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Carter Hart showing up to the 2028 World Cup of hockey in February
Hockey Canada announced decisions for those accused of gang sexual assault: Alex Formenton: reinstated Cal Foote: suspended until Nov. 10, 2026 Carter Hart: suspended until Nov.10, 2027 Dillon Dubé: suspended until Nov. 10, 2028 Michael McLeod: suspended until Nov. 10, 2030
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Me after saying for the 596th time that I’m never drinking again
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I still believe in 2025 Joe Mixon
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