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Rory @RawdawgRory

Pistachio Loaded Caramel Skulls! These rich chews are packed with pistachio flavor and bits as well as 60mgs of cannabis goodness.

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Crumble Colonizer

Whenever I hear @daylyt30 tell this story about @kendricklamar , I imagine the look he had on his face. This Man crazy.🤣🤣🤣

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I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up

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Jesse Rican @JESSERICAN1

Wiretapped Truths: Interview with Rhonda Pearlman actress Dede Lovejoy @Ziggys_Duck #thewire youtu.be/8WXrQNmO3kM?is=A4bk…

The Wire’s Rhonda Pearlman Has Only Watched The Show Once 😳 | Deirdre Lovejoy Interview

**Rhonda Pearlman appeared throughout *The Wire* — but Deirdre Love...

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VLAD THE INCONTINENT 🦇@americandracul

If they made you blow into a dildo instead of a breathalyzer, there'd be a lot less drunk guys driving.

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Dilated Pixels @Dilated_Pixels_

Drake is the better product. Kendrick is the better artist. There’s a difference and if you don’t understand that you don’t understand art.

Viktor @d_only_viktor

Hot take : Drake is the better artist, Kendrick is the better rapper. There’s a difference and if you understand it, you understand music.

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Yeah they prioritize high traffic areas.

Replying to @timbutterly

They’re installing a flock up my ass rn

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I thought this was Carrot Top after the toaster bath

Deathink 🎃🆖

Kathy Griffin has become the Trickster from Brainscan.

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Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes

Rapestein? Is there a David Rapestein here?

David Rapestein ✡️🏌️‍♂️@davidr199373504

Jewish people are no longer safe in America.

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How the fuck did we just win that ??????

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That clutch gene is real. Jalen Hurts is a fucking winner!!! Fuck what y’all talking bout!!!

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I aged 3 years watching the second half of that game. Go Birds dickhead.

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Raise your hand if you don’t buy the “they were two weeks away from a nuke” bs and realize this is just the rich finding more ways to manipulate us and increase the gap between them and the lower classes.

Raise your hand if you’d rather pay a little more at the pump than let Iran get a nuke.

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No credible intelligence suggested Iran was anywhere close to having a nuclear weapon. Trump insisted in 2025 their nuclear program was "obliterated". whitehouse.gov/releases/2025/…

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Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.

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Grindin’ by Clipse didn't just change the sound of rap, it changed the sound of high school. If you didn't risk suspension pounding that exact Neptunes drum pattern out on a lunchroom table or a locker, you missed a foundational era of hip-hop

𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷

@ushie_benjamin

Songs that changed the sound of rap 🎥🧵:

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Zuko’s Babymama @_LifeOfDy

Hennessy is D I S G U S T I N G and I need yall to stop pretending it isn’t.

@StreetFightsHQ

Bruh, whoever came up with honey bears is going places in life 😭🔥

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This shit trans as fuck. He identifies as a teenage girl and still dresses like Cap’n Crunch. He’s basically filling the market Jojo Siwa cultivated.

Drake in his defiant jazz bag.

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I’m now convinced the spread of Covid in the states was due to Kash Patel fucking a bat

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Kash Patel's FBI

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tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa

[kash patel voice] i've had two wolves inside of me

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