Tintin wannabe. I also collect stickers. Formerly @Oregonian, currently at the movies.
Portland, OR
Joined April 2011
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PSA: “I have coronavirus” and related fake coughing is not a very funny or creative April Fools joke. Instead, try video chatting your friends and answering the call in a Shrek costume.
It’s tempting to say #TigerKing is the kind of story you can’t make up. But Carl Hiaasen does it with his ever-hilarious, wacky, and complicated books all the time. Give him a read if you like the show.
I feel bad for the people whose New Year’s resolution was to get out more. 😬 #SocialDistancing
Sure, @brielarson and @michaelb4jordan have superpowers in @MarvelStudios movies, but they could hardly be more super than in @JustMercyFilm, a critical story deftly told.
.@eltonofficial does rock ‘n’ roll a little differently, and @rocketmanmovie does the same for the rock biopic, telling a tale of neglect, friendship, indulgence and immense talent with the sort of whimsical showmanship that is Elton’s signature.
She said that the reason she cried throughout the movie wasn’t because it was Elton experiencing - and causing - all that hurt. She cried because a very relatable person was experiencing those very relatable things. For all its fantasy, @rocketmanmovie is a hell of a human movie.
Final thought: @1jamiebell’s Bernie Taupin is the real hero of the movie. And I can’t help but think that Billie Elliot would have really gotten down to some Elton.
Sometimes, watching some really good actors do some really good acting is enough. This is the case with @GloriaBellMovie, a really real slice of really real life.
I genuinely cannot emotionally compute what I just saw. @BlacKkKlansman is among the most viscerally uncomfortable movies I’ve ever watched. But I’m so glad I did. Great story, told well. A must-see, for sure.
All the certified players I know don't bother with brand allegiances. They see a gummy bear, they eat the gummy bear, they love the gummy bear, they transcend human existence.
Only amateurs think that Haribo is the best Gummy Bears. All the certified playas I know, rep that Black Forest. Word to @MrEddieHuang.
Have you ever allowed yourself to truly experience a gummy bear? #MondayMotivation
Speaking of winning: For success in the boardroom and the bedroom (as in restful, deep REM sleep, sickos!) get the little tiny gummy bears in your rainbow sherbet ice cream every time you go to @baskinrobbins. #gummybearthoughts
Currently seaking sponsorship by gummy bear companies. @officialharibo and #blackforest, I’m taking calls now. Kthnksbye.