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Major dopfer

@Dinnernhand

Stuck in Transylvania, not so bad, at least there's food (Rp account, I'm a minor don't be weird)

 Transylvania, Austrian Empire
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Joined October 2026
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Well I had to delete my previous quote to this cuz I accidentally said erp instead of rp, ty for the correction but yeah I hope u get what I meant anyway previously
Major dopfer (@Dinnernhand) profile pictureMajor dopfer@Dinnernhand11h
// The thing with mellon is really embarrassing for me rn cuz like every artist that I like on here is mentioning it. Gulps.
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Ever since he's come by Translvania he's not. Too bad. He's quite nice and he was excited to talk to me. I think that was the first time I've seen anyone excited to ever see me.. uh anyway, he also asked me questions and it felt. Really nice. Not sure why anyone would hate him
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Also he is friendly and sweet to me. Unlike most of you ungrateful bastards
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???? What the hell. I don't think you can ju
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I don't think it's physically possible for me to get obese considering my current situation. But also. Yes I'm fat but I'm NOT obese WHO IS SAYING THAT ABOUT ME
Arnaud Rousseau 🥜❤️ (@redpeadnut) profile pictureArnaud Rousseau 🥜❤️@redpeadnut1h
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I CARE BECAUSE obesity is no laughing matter, dear Major. You risk your health by eating so carelessly.
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Nothing but greed.
Arnaud Rousseau 🥜❤️ (@redpeadnut) profile pictureArnaud Rousseau 🥜❤️@redpeadnut12h
Thank you ! Though I prefer pain au chocolat, cake is one of my favorite desserts.
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My dearest friend, no not exactly as of right now.. it feels more like I'm being taunted. I keep waking up thinking I'll see him only to see no one
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// Oh yeah if u sent a gimmick to me about melon I did infact see it it's just that idk if I'm allowed to say anything about it cuz melon's friend was in my dms apologizing for their one post about me and said we should have a truce or something?
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// when you have a friend
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Seeing the same person in your short dreams is somewhat scary yet sweet?
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Do you ever think so hard about your friend you almost slip and fall onto the floor?
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Ehh not really, when I was younger there was a church that would take care of my family as long as we attended on Sundays, the pastor would try to teach me piano so that I could play for them but honestly I had no interest
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I feel like I've heard more than twelve just now but I'll wait. I'm scared?
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// The thing with mellon is really embarrassing for me rn cuz like every artist that I like on here is mentioning it. Gulps.
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Oh most certainly
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If you're talking about Dracula. Eh. If you're talking about my dear friend. Yes
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If I'm right this means something like cute? Thank you either way friend! Hehe
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Well there was this one time we were defending a.. church was it? Anyways, we had this big feast beforehand and I ate like a pig but I don't care. I almost accidentally ate too early as the priest was saying prayers as well... Don't tell anyone friend
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Fag
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Because unlike him I'm not French, I have luscious brown hair, a beautiful uniform, and I'm not old 😁
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