Disastro

Here’s a big dumb mega-thread of some of my big dumb threads — again! Take a look if you want or don’t. Anyway cool. 🧵

I will kill this gif

Real wild ride watching people try to cope with Amanda Seyfried being awesome lately.

OK, Part 2 rips, but I’ve heard tell that Part 3 is harder to get through than Part 1.

1. This is incredible 2. She wants to fuck you

And then the clip is him literally being super chill

Worst Halloween movie I’ve seen. By a lot.

This shit’s hilarious

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Christopher Nolan Gunn with $180M $40M James with?! 😱 Tell me more!

The fact that I continue to watch this unfunny-ass nothing-ass show is evidence of mental illness on my part.

As a lifelong Democrat who tends to criticize progressives who don’t vote for Democrats, I can tell you that Haley Stevens is EVERY. SINGLE. THING. that is wrong with the Democratic Party, wrapped into one dumbass package, and she’s a Democrat I would NEVER vote for.

Lol fuck you

I’ve been watching a lot of bad movies lately. I need a capital-G, capital-F Great Film in my life. A 4½- to 5-star first watch. Desperately.

Welp, I did not care for this

“you better watch porn than this scene”

We fixate on the dumbest fucking shit

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