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Joined December 2020
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Massive flashbacks to when i was convinced the appearing bunkers in wailing woods had to be connected to this show
Boy i did not expect to end up in the Lost corners of the Internet tonight... Thats Lost with a capital L
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Boy i did not expect to end up in the Lost corners of the Internet tonight... Thats Lost with a capital L
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Timobile retweeted
Kabinet doet voor 99% wat VVD wil, omdat Dilan’s wil wet is. Vervolgens eisen ze iets héél kleins wat VVD niet wilt en is het huilie huilie. Sorry, maar de meeste mensen hebben niét op de VVD gestemd, maar ze denken wel alles te kunnen bepalen😒
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Cigarettes do not belong in your mouth. They belong on racecars. The purpose of cigarettes is to give racecars aura and literally nothing else.
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Only half of these things are bad
You can only eliminate 3 things in the World: 1 - Racism 2 - Cancer 3 - Abortion 4 - Hunger 5 - Religion 6 - Politics 7- Poverty 8 - Drvgs
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Volgens Luc Stultiens van PRO zijn dit de veranderingen:
De plannen van PRO zijn een harde klap voor onze economie en de portemonnee van hardwerkend Nederland. Wat wordt gepresenteerd als een ‘miljonairsbelasting’, raakt juist mensen die hard werken, sparen en ondernemen. Minder investeringen, minder groei en minder welvaart. Dit zijn de gevolgen. 👇
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Election maps need to be 3D in order to show population density for true accuracy.
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una de las cosas que más me sorprende de ser casi adulta es que aparentemente TODO EL MUNDO coje sin condón ???????
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dit is een leugen want nederlanders gebruiken het woord kut als een lidwoord
What happens if you say the c-word in public, by country
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Im so drunk btw
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Im genuinely convinced ww3 is opon us
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if you would consult the graph
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Ojalá Spotify tuviera un botón de "canciones que olvidaste por alguna razón rarísima pero créeme, todavía las amas"
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Lieve mensen. De Albert Heijn is de allerduurste supermarkt van Nederland. Stop gewoon helemaal om daar boodschappen te doen.
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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I’m genuinely fucking angry all the time. I don’t understand how everyone isn’t. Rape, genocide, lynching, fascism… WHY ISNT EVERYONE MORE FUCKING ANGRY
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Macklemore wasn't actually "taking political sides", he literally just said, "Stop murdering children". If you take issue with that and consider it "political", you're a stupid fucking piece of shit.
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Every conservative complaint can either be met with “that’s not how that works at all” or “holy shit who cares”
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I still don't know why this guy was relevant enough to be shot tbh
Unfortunately, a few gun deaths a year is the price we have to pay for the second amendment
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