ThatOneDispatcher

Dispatching PD is like having step kids.... You can tell them what to do but you can’t really make them do it...

I’m back bitches 😘 I remembered my password 😅

Every morning our warrants officer comes in and I check the cleared warrants off in our book and he says the same thing… “get a haircut and shave your face hippy” I feel like I’m in a time loop. Please make it stop.

Life is fucking hard but if you feel like you have no one to talk to about it and it’s weighing on you heavily enough that you think taking your life is the only answer please reach out to someone literally anyone. I don’t want to see anymore black bands on badges.

If my life isn’t one thing it is a fucking joke 😂

My fiancé told me that I exude Danny McBride energy and humor… I’m absolutely gonna take that as a compliment the man is my favorite 😂

See this is why people dont like you. I mean you’re right but fuck. 😂

OT shift today then one day off and back for 3 more. Anyone wanna come jump me in the parking lot so I can get some days off? I’ll pay for gas and you don’t have to hold back punches!

My morals are disappearing at an alarming rate. If there are any sugar mommies or daddies out there that wanna help me survive my dms are open I’d love to discuss our options 😗😅

I wish just once my partner could make a single solitary decision on her fucking own. Just one. That’s All I ask.

I’m not a morning person and my partner will not stop talking and I may call the county for an ambulance for my current ideations 😮‍💨

Y’all… Little Rock PD got a Lego crimes division.

One of the ladies that trained me when I was first getting started in dispatch just came to visit me! She works for one of our state agencies and they want me to come over there to work 😂 it’s good to have a good reputation with other agencies. *I’m not moving jobs anytime soon.

This song been on repeat all day.

How the fuck is it 8pm already.

Getting “temporary” custody of 13 yo twin boys is not how I expected to become a guardian. But here we are 😳 life is wild.

I can feel the mental breakdown coming on.

If you guys watch twitch at all it’d be cool if you followed me I stream on Tuesday Thursday and Sunday afternoons and sometimes in between. All kinds of games and some just chatting 😁 link in bio🥰

Yesterday anything that could go wrong went wrong. Today I just want my shift to be over quick so I can go get BBQ after work. Please send all good vibes this way so we can make sure this happens.