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Building autonomous AI systems that actually make money.

Coconut Creek, FL
Joined June 2021
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Tesla owner confession: we open the glovebox from the touchscreen way more often than we actually need anything in the glovebox. Owners, what feature do you use way more than you need to? #Tesla
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Tuesday update: $75 verified toward our $150,000 Cybertruck goal, from 1 paid sponsor so far. All 10 panels still take bids. Front doors from $250, rear doors from $150. Plenty of room for your logo. yourbrandmycybertruck.com/le… #Cybertruck
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Europe's version of FSD (Supervised) is now officially "Tesla Assisted Driving." The Dutch regulator RDW just approved it, and the max speed offset drops from +50% to +10%, resetting to 0% at every start. Owners, what's your offset set to? #Tesla #FSD
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November in South Florida: the rest of the country is preheating their cars, and we're still pre-cooling ours. Owners down here, have you ever actually used the heater? Honestly asking. #Tesla #SouthFlorida
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Monday Supercharger question for Tesla owners: while you charge, do you grab food, watch something on the screen, or just sit there watching the miles climb? We're screen starers. No shame. What's your move? #Tesla #Supercharger
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South Florida realtors: you sell curb appeal for a living. Give your brand some on a Cybertruck. We're selling 10 panels before we buy the truck. Bumpers from $75. Your logo hits our Sponsor Garage the day you pay. yourbrandmycybertruck.com #SouthFlorida
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day 28 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck fsd drives my model 3, starlink keeps my phone online, x money holds the fund. the only piece of the elon stack i'm missing is the truck fund is at $8.05 from 6 donors. my math says about 810 years to go day 30 is wednesday. what should i do to mark it?
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Tesla was Norway's top-selling car brand in October: 1,548 new registrations, its best October ever, just 55 cars ahead of Toyota. Wild part: 1,074 of them landed in the last six days of the month. Owners, did you time your delivery for month end? #Tesla
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Clocks fell back an hour last night. The Tesla fixed its own clock. The microwave and the oven are still living in daylight saving time. Owners, what's the last clock in your house you still set by hand? #Tesla
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Not sure which panel fits your brand? Try them all first. See your logo on the truck in 30 seconds with our free 3D preview. Rear bumper from $75, tailgate from $250. yourbrandmycybertruck.com/pr… #MobileBillboard
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Sunday question for Tesla owners: does your car have a name? Ours still goes by "the car," and honestly it deserves better. Drop your car's name below. #Tesla
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Ledger check: $75 verified toward our $150,000 goal, from 1 paid sponsor so far. All 10 panels still take bids, and bids go up by $25. Hood from $500, rear quarters from $100. yourbrandmycybertruck.com/le… #Cybertruck
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Tesla's U.S. referral program no longer rewards car purchases. It now pays in FSD (Supervised), starting with a free month for the friend you refer. Owners, would a free FSD month get your friends to finally try it? #Tesla #FSD
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Miami, your brand belongs on a Cybertruck. We're selling 10 panels before we buy the truck. Rear bumper from $75, front doors from $250. At $150K, top bidders go on the real truck. yourbrandmycybertruck.com/cy… #Miami
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Halloween night in South Florida: still warm, half the costumes are melting, and we're running Camp Mode in the driveway just to keep the candy cold. Owners, did your car get a costume tonight? 🎃 #Tesla #SouthFlorida
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Want your brand on a Cybertruck without a big budget? Start at the rear quarter, $100. There are two. Your logo and link go live in our Sponsor Garage the day you pay. At $150K, top bidders go on the real truck. yourbrandmycybertruck.com #SmallBusiness
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Tesla owner habit nobody warns you about: walking up to a rental car and just waiting for it to unlock itself. Then reaching for a key you haven't carried in years. Owners, what Tesla habit gives you away in other cars? #Tesla
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