@DissidentWire

#1 Source for Parody News in the World of Dissident Politics.

DMs Open
Joined December 2024
Clavicular makes out with another girl while on FaceTime with his girlfriend.
1
13
1,062
Matthew Ingalls is now saying that Lucy Craig raped him. Follow: @DissidentWire
2,236
2,127
1,087
65,746
13,694,546
Looksmax(.)org founder “Master” has officially ascended to Chadlite status. Follow: @DissidentWire
2
49
12,353
Lucy Craig is hot as fuck. Follow: @DissidentWire
520
94
85
5,098
1,709,848
Sophie Rain says she would let Nick Fuentes “crack.” Follow: @DissidentWire
155
46
22
2,834
190,707
Rep. Randy Fine says, “One dog is worth more than a billion Muslims.” Follow: @DissidentWire
5
5
95
13,869
Kai Cenat officially comes out as bisexual. Follow: @DissidentWire
7
5
1
100
45,025
Nicki Minaj has converted to Judaism. Follow: @DissidentWire
37
12
9
192
39,583
Inde Navarrette is coming to Fortnite. Follow: @DissidentWire
3
1
44
19,122
Fans are concerned by Jeremy Fragrance’s noticeably thinner appearance. Follow: @DissidentWire
9
3
5
62
19,465
Woah Vicky says “the anus is not a sexual organ.” Follow: @DissidentWire
8
1
32
10,141
Steve Bannon is reportedly on the verge of announcing a 2028 presidential campaign. Follow: @DissidentWire
2
1
14
7,957
President Trump is preparing to pardon Derek Chauvin and James Fields. Follow: @DissidentWire
9
1
86
7,578
Bryce Mitchell: “Every time you jerk off, the Jews win.” Follow: @DissidentWire
4
10
1
129
7,334
Candace Owens says Erika Kirk’s pussy “smells like tuna.” Follow: @DissidentWire
140
181
51
2,377
112,118
Clavicular announces plans to sell his own plush doll. Follow: @DissidentWire
20
13
18
167
21,588
Sydney Sweeney has converted to Judaism. Follow: @DissidentWire
991
303
438
3,773
1,244,557
Nicki Minaj urges young voters to “vote red” in the 2026 midterms. Follow: @DissidentWire
33
11
4
135
11,054
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei is set to have dinner with President Trump. Follow: @DissidentWire
1
14
6,005
Clavicular’s accuser, Aleksandra, is facing backlash after posting this TikTok. She says financial pressure from the case led her to accept a sponsorship from Duel, a crypto gambling platform. Follow: @DissidentWire
149
50
25
1,229
372,219