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Na man this oke is cooked
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo:
“I'm the 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 of all time, period. The numbers speak for themselves.”
When you have to go out and say that you’re the best, it means you’re not really the best.
It’s like when a king has to say he’s a king; if he has to say it, it means he isn’t a true king.
Source: CNN Portugal / Writer: Samuel
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CT firmly left JHB behind around 2022 in my mind which is unfortunate. The results of good governance compounds over time.
CT announcing projects like this while there’s about 4 streetlights that work on the highway between Glenhove and Marlboro Drive.
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Netanyahu:
"I can penetrate this machine (a smartphone) and make you out to be a monster. And if I say it enough people believe it."
He doest even hide it. A global Zionist network of espionage, sabotage and lies to keep killing kids and stealing lands.
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Nine times out of ten, solving for speed is the correct decision.
And the bigger the org, the more it will try and solve for “error free” and in so doing create the largest error of all - irrelevance.
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People are so blinded by Ryan Garcia’s social media presence that they genuinely convince themselves he can’t fight. He has 15+ years of pure boxing experience, over 200 amateur bouts, and a hook that puts world champions to sleep.
But because he’s good-looking and knows how to use Instagram, people act like he’s a TikTok fighter. He is one of the most disrespected and underrated talents of this generation. Period.
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I dont get how Justin Goythje is still MAGA
Trumps promises vs record
1. Border, deportation. Partly kept
2. No new wars. FAILED
3. Cost of living. FAILED
4. Government spending. FAILED
But hey were all getting a 5k check paid for by your children 👏 👏 👏
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AI runs on electricity.
We can unplug it.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
More than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans', Anthropic researcher says bbc.in/4gVCHnk
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How to destroy a beloved brand.
Step 1: Put a soulless, data-driven consultant who has never even seen a basketball court or a running track up close in charge.
Step 2: He goes direct! And increase profits while destroying the retail distribution system and betraying a multitude of 20-year-long partnerships.
Step 3: Motivated and innovative competitors like On Running and Hoka rush to fill the distribution gap Nike left by abandoning its trusted partners.
Step 4: Not satisfied, he fires all the stupid creative people who can't prove any of their ideas work with hard data. What could they possibly know?
Step 5: Celebrate when milking the brand for every last cent works for about 18 months, even though the data quickly show a disaster is looming.
Step 6: OMG? Wut?
Step 7: Fire the old CEO and bring in a new one who's been with the brand since day one. He tries his best, but just too much damage was done.
Step 8: Get delisted... Go down in history as the greatest example of data-driven idiots destroying one of the most successful creative brands of all time.
The end.
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Horrible generation! Just fucking dance and enjoy the moment with ya mates. All this recording and going live to basically say “look everyone, I’m here and you’re not” bin it all! 🗑️🚮
We live in such a nanny state society, we can't even appreciate some seriously good pilots pulling off this amazing display
Planning. Precision. Performance. ✈️✈️
Spectacular scenes of Airlink’s double Embraer flyover at the DHL Stadium.
Airlink is Proud Official Sponsor of Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry, presented by Castle Double Malt 🏉
#Airlink #FlyAirlink #FlyTheLink #Skybucks #RugbysGreatestRivalry
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only low iq westerners still say this. they’re stuck in the 80s and 90s when the west was untouchable. go to bangkok, singapore, shenzhen today and it’s cleaner, safer and more modern than half of europe. we’re coasting on a reputation we stopped earning 20 years ago
