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Washington, DC
Joined February 2011
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nancy pelosi taking her kente cloth to the dry cleaner
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Remember when Charlie Kirk got killed and Republicans were like YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED, TREMBLE IN FEAR AT WHAT’S COMING and then nothing happened and then they lost everything?
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2 years ago I correctly predicted the winner in every single state at the presidential level. With just a week left before Election Day, these are my predictions for the House, Senate, and Governor’s races.
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Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) ran this ad when he was running for US Senate in 2004 as a Democrat. The ad touted his support for free college tuition.
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Do not insure yourself with @GEICO 30’years down the tubes over their shenanigans. Bye!
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WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her." "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.
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Obviously, we need a more secure ballroom!
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TMZ pays 100k for a story. TMZ is opening an office in Washington D.C. The down fall of D.C will be delicious!
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Jesus 🤣🤣🤣
Justice for the Gays of Hormuz
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Why is the @WhiteHouse posting cringe memes of us dropping bombs on Iran after they just blew up an elementary school full of children? And no I’m not a “libtard” I’m a Jan 6er that voted Trump 3 times, but I didn’t vote for this retarded ass shit.
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JD Vance’s cheap belt is the biggest offender at tonight’s State of the Union
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Work will have you in friend groups like this!
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Wtf AMEX customer service? @amex 20 minutes on hold! @AmericanExpress
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Jill Zarin’s reality TV comeback — before it even started. E! fired the former RHONY housewife from its upcoming series The Golden Life after her MAGA-coded tirade about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl appearance.
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Footage from inside Trump’s golf club Super Bowl party reveals the Bad Bunny half time show played on the big screens. What a bunch of hypocrites.
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